Paddy phones an Ambulance because his mate Shaun has just been hit by a car..

Paddy: ' Get an Ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and..and..I tink both his legs are broken.'

Operator:' What is your location sir?'

Paddy: Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street'..

Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'

.Silence.....much heavy breathing....and after a few minutes.

Operator: 'Are you still there sir?'

...More heavy breathing and another minute later....

Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'......this goes on for another minute..

Operator: Sir, please answer me..Can you still hear me?'

Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat....I couldn't spell "eucalyptus"..

..soooo I just dragged Shaun round ta corner to number 3 Oak Street....that's O-A-K Street....