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A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat all died within minutes of one another. All 3 are now faced with God & he wants to know what they believe in.
The German Shepherd says "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master".
"Good" says God. "You may sit down on my right side".
The Doberman says "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master".
"Wonderful" says God. You may sit on my left side.
God leans forward and looks at the cat and asks "So what do you believe in?"
The cat answers, "I do believe that you are sitting in my seat".
 
 

 

 


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