Brad lives in Melbourne, he was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Chinese belligerence, Global warming logic, species extinction, racial tension, and all the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy the media headlines.
So he drove his car into his garage at home, carefully sealed up around the windows and doorways of his garage, selected his favourite radio station and left his car at a slow idle.
Two days later, his neighbour, realizing she had seen no sign of Brad for a while, peered through the garage window to see Brad at the wheel of his car.
Immediately she phoned emergency services. Police, fire and the ambulance arrived promptly.
After pulling Brad from his car and giving him a sip of water, he seemed as good as gold.
But his Tesla now has a flat battery.
He also votes Greenwhich explains his non-understanding of the real world.
