A man in a bar starts talking to a prostitute...
He says "how much for a hand job?" 
She says, it's $250.
He says,"$250 for a lousy hand job? That's crazy!
She says, "Honey, follow me" and takes him outside.
"See that Ferrari? I bought that Ferrari just with money from hand jobs. I give the best in the world"
So he figures he'll try it, and what do you know, it's great.
It's a week before he's horny again. So he goes back to the same bar and asked her about a bl*wjob. 
She says "it's $500.
He thinks that's too much. 
She says, Honey, come out back. See that mansion up on the hill? 
I bought that mansion with just money from bl*wjobs. I give the best bl*w jobs." 
So he takes her up on it and it's amazing.
He's absolutely drained for a month.
Now he's obsessed and he has to go back. He finds her in the bar.
Desperately, he says "I gotta know, how much for the p*ssy?" 
Oh honey," she says, If I had one of those I'd own this town.