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Ma at the nursing home


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That cracked me up lol

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Ineedabiggerboat wrote:

That cracked me up lol


 As long as you didn't fart while you cracked up     biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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No guarantees on farts at my age

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A fart is a pleasant thing, it gives the bowels great ease.

It warms the bed on a frosty night, and suffocates the fleas.

The trick is knowing how to detect a fart from the real thing!!!



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A Fart:
A tropical breeze that comes out with ease
that sticks in your britches
and ruins the stitches
and fumigates all the fleas

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Interesting version Robert. Haven't heard that one before.



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