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Magnarc


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There was a young Plumber from Leigh,

Who was plumbing a maid by the sea.

Said the maid, "Cease your Plumbing,

I think someones coming"

Said the Plumber, still plumbing, "it's me.

 

A widow who's singular vice,

Was to keep her late husband on ice,

Said, "It's been hard since I lost him

I'll never defrost him!

Cold comfort, but cheap at the price.



-- Edited by Magnarc on Monday 7th of September 2026 01:56:15 PM

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You might end up in the naughty room Phil over that first one biggrin

I'd go and find a big rock by the sea and hide behind it if I were you mate. 



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Things are going downhill fast... but nevertheless worth taking multiple copies!



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Naughty corner for me....


Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.

Sorry.

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Well, how long will these last before being removed because someone was offended. How do I know?

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Dougwe wrote:

You might end up in the naughty room Phil over that first one biggrin

I'd go and find a big rock by the sea and hide behind it if I were you mate. 

 Yep Doug, I did give some thought before posting that one, but I am used to sailing close to the wind!! When I read it I thought that it was well thought out even though it is a bit naughty.



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