Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, Certainly, sir thatll be 1 cent.One penny?! the guy says in shock.Yep, says the bartender.So the guy checks the menu and asks,Could I get a T-bone steak with fries, peas, and a salad? Of course, sir. Thatll be 4 cents.FOUR CENTS?! Wheres th...

rgren2 · rgren2

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let hi...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

rgren2 · rgren2

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

rgren2 · rgren2

Little Sam asks his Dad for a bike for his Birthday. His Dad says "No Sam, the mortgage is 450,000 and your Mam's just lost her job." The next day Sam walked out with his suitcase packed. His Dad asked, "Where are you going son?"Sam replied, "I walked past your bedroom last night and heard you tell Mam that...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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rgren2 · rgren2

Magnarc · Magnarc

I recently asked this riddle of Co-Pilot and Chat gpt, and after several minutes of trying to get the answer, they gave up so I thought I would post it here to see if any of our members have more luck than they had. Lateral thinking is required. If I give you the answer to a question, can you tell me what the qu...

fwdoz · fwdoz

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

-- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 20th of May 2025 01:01:32 PM -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 20th of May 2025 01:02:39 PM

RustyJeep · RustyJeep

+5deg C Finns (people from Finland) sunbathe +2deg C Italian cars won't start 0deg C Water freezes -10deg C Finns go winter swimming -18deg C Finns turn the heat on in their homes. American cars won't start -25deg C It's too cold to kiss. Japanese cars won't start -35deg C Finns st...

rgren2 · rgren2

The Madam opened the brothel door in Belfast and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties:May I help you sir? She asked.The man replied. I want to see Rosie.Sir, Rosie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else. Said t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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	Doing business (Preview) A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, Certainly, sir thatll be 1 cent.One penny?! the guy says in shock.Yep, says the bartender.So the guy checks the menu and asks,Could I get a T-bone steak with fries, peas, and a salad? Of course, sir. Thatll be 4 cents.FOUR CENTS?! Wheres th...	Southern Cruizer	0	229	04:33 PM Jun 3, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
	Know your subject (Preview) A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let hi...	rgren2	4	459	08:38 AM Jun 2, 2025 by Magnarc
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	No bike (Preview) Little Sam asks his Dad for a bike for his Birthday. His Dad says "No Sam, the mortgage is 450,000 and your Mam's just lost her job." The next day Sam walked out with his suitcase packed. His Dad asked, "Where are you going son?"Sam replied, "I walked past your bedroom last night and heard you tell Mam that...	rgren2	1	346	08:34 AM May 28, 2025 by Magnarc
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	Is it cold in Finland ? (Preview) +5deg C Finns (people from Finland) sunbathe +2deg C Italian cars won't start 0deg C Water freezes -10deg C Finns go winter swimming -18deg C Finns turn the heat on in their homes. American cars won't start -25deg C It's too cold to kiss. Japanese cars won't start -35deg C Finns st...	RustyJeep	0	375	06:49 AM May 18, 2025 by RustyJeep
	Lawyer joke (Preview) The Madam opened the brothel door in Belfast and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties:May I help you sir? She asked.The man replied. I want to see Rosie.Sir, Rosie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else. Said t...	rgren2	2	461	12:44 PM May 17, 2025 by Magnarc
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