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Funnies x three times
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Bicyclecamper
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0
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290
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Getting the silent treatment?
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rgren2
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0
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317
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A few funnies
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67HR
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0
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353
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The Dwarf.
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A Dwarf boarded a bus and had to stand as it was full. A woman told her daughter to give up her seat for him. When she did he angrily told her that just because he was small he was perfectly capable of standing. The embarrassed child returned to her seat. Later, as a woman seated behind the Dwarf got up to get o...
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Magnarc
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0
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379
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Chicken
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Bicyclecamper
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0
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367
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Clocks go back 1 hour
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If you're not sure how to adjust the clock:
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Whenarewethere
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4
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599
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Better than a cpap
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rgren2
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1
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379
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Parkinson's
(Preview)
Paddy is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mary, age 82, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed.After a sho...
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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463
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Dad Where is?
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Bicyclecamper
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0
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468
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George Forman
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rgren2
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0
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460
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Had to share it..
(Preview)
Shortly it will become compulsory for senior citizens to carry not only their ID, but also their insurance documents, their prescription list, a compact version of their medical file, the statement declaring if they want to be resuscitated after a heart attack, stroke, etc. etc. Consequently, a l...
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aussie_paul
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0
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548
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A professional..
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A professional dietitian was lecturing in front of a group of people who wanted to lose weight.The food we eat is so bad for us, that it will still hurt our health several years down the road, she said.Sugary drinks eat up the lining of our stomach, processed food is full of chemicals, meat is full of pres...
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aussie_paul
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0
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504
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Her Well-Kept Secret..
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Her Well-Kept Secret...A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a locked chest on top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open...
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aussie_paul
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0
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467
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Humpty Dumpty..
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aussie_paul
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6
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783
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To be sure, To be sure.
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67HR
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0
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424
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Boobs..
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aussie_paul
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0
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454
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The Wonders of a Catholic Education!
(Preview)
PRICELESS!1+ 2 = 3Until a child tells you what they are thinking, we can't even begin to imagine how their mind is working....Little Zachary was doing very badly in maths.His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centres.In short, everything they could t...
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aussie_paul
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0
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483
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Over 70s jokes
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I was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business.This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said,"You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?"I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?"She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen".I said, "Then you better get back int...
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aussie_paul
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0
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445
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Daschund dog..
(Preview)
The well to do British lady on safari & takes her little Daschund dog with her. Well , one day the wanders off & gets lost.Sitting in the middle of the savannah contemplating his fate he notices a lion approaching . What to do , his mind raced.The lion puzzled at what this strange looking anima...
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aussie_paul
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0
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406
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Lion Hunting..
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Two friends had gone hunting. Ahead they saw a lion. The first man shot and missed but the lion had not realized where the men were. The second guy shot too. He missed too.This time the lion realized the place of the men and moved towards them. One of the men immediately took off his boots and put on sports s...
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aussie_paul
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0
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428
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