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Adoption..
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A couple who work at the travelling circus go to an adoption agency.Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability to adopt.The couple produces photos of their expensive, 50 foot Prevost motor-home, which is already equipped with a beautiful nursery.The social workers then are doubt...
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Motor show
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Next year's motor show due to fuel prices.
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Adoption..
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A couple who work at the travelling circus go to an adoption agency.Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability to adopt.The couple produces photos of their expensive, 50 foot Prevost motor-home, which is already equipped with a beautiful nursery.The social workers then are doubt...
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Will you live to see 85? here's something to think about..
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I recently picked a new GP.After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age (I've just reached 64).A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liq...
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Count to ten
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Scientists removed the left half of a man's brain and asked him to count to 10. He said, "2, 4, 6, 8, 10." Then they put it back, and removed the right half of his brain and asked him to count to 10. He said, "1, 3, 5, 7, 9." Finally they removed his entire brain and asked him to count to 10. He said, "Oh I can count...
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Hanging baskets
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Syndrome
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Murphy - Mass
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Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday, and the priest nearly fell over - Murphy had never been to church in his entire life. After Mass, the priest caught up to him. "Murphy, I'm so glad you came! What brought you here? "Murphy said, "Well, Father... I misplaced me hat, and I really love that hat. I knew McGl...
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25 inches
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A man with a 25-inch willy went to the doctor and said, "I can't live like this anymore - it's just too long!" The doctor replied, "I can't help you... but there's a witch doctor down in the bayou who might." So off he went. The witch doctor told him, "Go into the swamp and find a female frog. Ask her to marry y...
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Irish..
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Irish..
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Age is no joke
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Smells expensive
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Scientists Invent Revolutionary Kids’ Bike That Uses Pedals Instead Of Electric Power
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https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-invent-revolutionary-kids-bike-that-uses-pedals-instead-of-electric-power/
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Don't you want the batteries?
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A man named Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger comes up behind him and asks Have you got the time?Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and turns around. After glancing at his wrist he says it's about a quarter to six.Hey, that's a pretty fa...
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Ten types of chat forum participants
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There isnt one universally official list of exactly ten types of chat forum participants (searches for the phrase turn up similar but not identical archetypes from group chats, Twitter chats, focus groups, or general forums). However, online chat forums, message boards, and live discussion spa...
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Racial profiling..
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I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and startsdrinking a beer.I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"He says "No, I don't. And furthermore - why the hell woul...
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Change the water..
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2026 virus
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Government..
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