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COLONOSCOPY REPORT..
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COLONOSCOPY REPORTDuring my check-up I asked the Doctor,"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
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Victor was 4 years old..
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Victor was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked,'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but h...
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Sporting career choice.
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Paddy again..
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Worms
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Graffiti Vandal Splits Infinitive in Latest Anti-Semantic Attack
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https://theshovel.com.au/2025/02/17/graffiti-vandal-splits-infinitive-in-latest-anti-semantic-attack/
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air con..
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Custody
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67HR
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Brad..
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Brad and depression Brad works in a government department. Brad lives in Melbourne, he was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Chinese belligerence, Global warming logic, species extinction, racial tension, and all the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy the media headlines. So he drove hi...
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Oops..
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3 year olds..
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Road runner..
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Butt Licker
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So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was...
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The..
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The teacher..
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Sign..
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The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read: "I'm the Boss!"He then attached it to his office door.Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had tap...
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Not another Irish joke..
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Paddy was walking along the street in Belfast, when he sees a bomb. He takes a closer look and sees it is in fact a sandwich bomb. He decides to ring the army to report it. He says I have found a sandwich bomb just laying on the street"The chap on the other end asks "Is it ticking" to which Paddy replies "no, im...
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1970s
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Were on a trip to Kentucky with Grandma and Grandpa. My cousin Randy and I, both 8 yrs old, get along really good and were easy for Grandma to handle. Grandpa stops at a small town diner for breakfast. Its not very busy. Grandma says we can sit in the booth behind them. We are feeling like big shots sitting b...
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A marble
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Room 858..
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A hotel guest calls the front desk from his room on the eighth floor.The call is picked up by the clerk on the reception desk.The clerk answers,"May I help you?"The man says,"Yes, I'm in room 858""You need to send someone to my room immediately""What seems to be the problem sir?"Asks the clerk,"I'm ha...
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