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Do you Fart in Bed ??
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Worth a re run Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you . This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the no...
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Jokes a few almost new ones
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The importance of colour
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Friendly Advice- Comon possum as well
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Friendly AdvicePlease, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Alberta Health Services and the Government of Alberta Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by *******s who just drink coffee,...
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Car Security
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Modern Times
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A Head comes into a Bar
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Exercise For people Over 60
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Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 1kg potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for...
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A Hell of a Place to Breakdown
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Magic Joke 3- thats all folks
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Magic Joke 2
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Magic Joke One
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The Eleventh Husband
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The 11th Husband !!! A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin." "What ?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband#1 was a...
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Dog gone
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Teaching Mathmatics- How it Has Changed
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From work it out yourself or else to Kumbaya and mental illness I think this chronological progression of our education system is brilliant Teaching Maths from the 1950s to Today1. Teaching Maths in the 1950s ... A forester sells a lorryload of timber for $100 His cost of production is 4/5 of t...
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Dog.
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"I called my dog Composer." "Why did you call your dog Composer?" "Because he Offenbachs".
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Aussie Customs
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Aussie Customs A Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai . He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa. A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way h...
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Duck Hunter- whistler
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> Duck Hunter > > > > A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he > decided to take a leak..... > > He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. > > Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... > Shooting him in the genitals...
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Fart and unfortunately follow through emoji sequence
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