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Dolly and Ruby
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Love...
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0
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831
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Lost boy
(Preview)
A small boy was lost at the beach, so he went up to a lifeguard and said, "I've lost my dad! The lifeguard said, "What's he like? The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"
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751
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Back in the day..
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846
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Rent a crowd...
(Preview)
Put up or shut up......... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSLMM4Adc/
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Bobdown
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Mums...
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1
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834
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Hurting, suffering and loss...
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677
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GIGGLE -
(Preview)
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Center.After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist!Claude explained that he was going to put the entire audience into a trance."Yes, each and every one of you - all at the same time...
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754
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Small business
(Preview)
A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS PERIOD. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES GU...
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711
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Service Agencies ? Confusing !!
(Preview)
I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:Australian Tax Office 'Service'Australia Post 'Service'Telephone Companies 'Service'Cable TV 'Service'Power Company'Service'Federal,State, &Council, Public 'Service'Customer 'Service'Centrelink 'Ser...
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1
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693
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Choosing a career
(Preview)
Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up. Little Sheila said, "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!" Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barked, "What did you say?!" "A prostitute!" Sheila exclaimed. Sister Cat...
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anolphart
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652
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What time does the store open?
(Preview)
What time does the store open?The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home: "Hello!" "At what time does the store open?" "At ten o'clock sir". At two in the morning, the phone rings again: "HELLO!" "Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?" "AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir". Again...
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aussie_paul
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0
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706
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Ok everyone....
(Preview)
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0
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536
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Life is too short....
(Preview)
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0
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591
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World Cup Final....
(Preview)
It's the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbour "The seat is empty". "This is incredible" said the man "Who in their r...
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aussie_paul
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565
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New Zealand Slips Into Recession
(Preview)
https://www.betootaadvocate.com/world-news/new-zealand-slips-into-recession-triggering-seven-job-losses/
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dorian
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615
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Newly weds
(Preview)
The newly-weds are in their honeymoon suite and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He takes off his pants and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your pants." "And don't forget that" he replies, "I wil...
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anolphart
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0
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642
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Not helpful
(Preview)
Stomach pump.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSL6D2NNP/
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Bobdown
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1
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681
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Golden Oldie
(Preview)
A bloke was sick of his wife's constant nagging, plus he had a good thing going on the side with the local barmaid. Aware that his wife had a lot of life insurance, the smart move might be to get rid of her permanently. He confided his plan with a drinking mate who said that 'he knew a bloke' - the rough lookin...
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Bobdown
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0
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666
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Football..
(Preview)
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3
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903
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