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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
 
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
 
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
 
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
 
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. 
 
Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
 
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. 
 
Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.


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