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Taxi in Detroit....
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A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez la...
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When a dairy farmer does some upgrades. 🙂
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Beautiful....
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Campsite next door
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Southern Cruizer
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Drunk husband...
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Drunk Husband Randy caught in the morning.Randy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddies. He took off his shoes to avoid waking up his wife, Kathleen.He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom ste...
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Great songs from the 1960's.
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Great songs from the 1960's...updated for Grey Nomads...Remember these?........oldies for us oldies..... for those of us who can remember doing the 'LIMBO' as if it were yesteryear...er...yesterday...enjoy.1. On the Commode again. Willie Nelson.2. I am woman; hear me snore. Helen Reddy.3. I...
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Chuckles
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Outback Humour
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Maybe not a 'joke', but probably worth a smile? Outback pubs. Cheers -- Edited by yobarr on Monday 3rd of July 2023 06:43:18 PM
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Life's mysteries
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FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: 1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA..... FLOOR. 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? 4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO...
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Perils of Russian leadership
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Husband and wife...
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Irish Divorce = Simple Explanation...
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Irish Divorce = Simple Explanation.The mother-in-law arrives home from shoppingto find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rageand hurriedly packing his suitcase."What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously."What happened? I'll tell you what happened!I sent an email to my wife telling her I wa...
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Chuckles
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Early Christmas joke
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A farmer...
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A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed.They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint.He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple o...
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Now, here is a wife...
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Well...
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Irish Triplets
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An Aussie named Bazza
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An Aussie named Bazza wanted to buy a motorcycle.He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a for sale' sign on it.The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition.He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condit...
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iPhone moments
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Steve Jobs funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every year in a slightly better coffin. Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone, it's an iPhone. My iPhone screen is brighter than my future Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple...
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