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Dog.
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"I called my dog Composer." "Why did you call your dog Composer?" "Because he Offenbachs".
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Magnarc
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Aussie Customs
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Aussie Customs A Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai . He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa. A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way h...
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Duck Hunter- whistler
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> Duck Hunter > > > > A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he > decided to take a leak..... > > He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. > > Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... > Shooting him in the genitals...
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Fart and unfortunately follow through emoji sequence
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Caution
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Evidence that Millennials have now entered the work force.
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Todays funnies 1
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Ink
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Todays Funnies 2
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Love
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ROMANCE An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she s...
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Maybe not so funny
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Clarky 1
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Low Blows
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Brings a tear to the eye....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSR8BJj2u/?k=1
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Let it slide
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A bit of baby oil needed....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSR81f8XQ/?k=1
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Talking to your wife
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Best Photo Caption
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Last day on the job
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A bad day........look for the crane drivers legs...
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Lack of Sex
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Gopher Racing
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Gopher Racing Ethel was a bit of a demon in her gopher, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on two wheels and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually jo...
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Thoughts to POnder
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Why do professional athletes think I should care about what they think? If I wanted advice from someone who chases a ball, Id ask my dog. Grandma once said Sometimes you have to hug the people you dont like so you know how big to dig the hole in your backyard. Seeing how some people wear their masks I can no...
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Friday Fundays
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A Wifey Job
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My wife, Judy, had been asking me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Judy was out at her weekly tennis catch-up with her friends. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned. when she returned home, she came i...
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