Steve Jobs funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every year in a slightly better coffin. 

Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone, it's an iPhone. 

My iPhone screen is brighter than my future 

Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice? 

Yo mama so fat she invented the iPad when she sat on the iPhone. 

My daughter just used "sext" in words with friends and now I'll be spending the rest of the night going through her iPhone and iPad! 

My iPhone charger has brought me and my wall much closer together 

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows? 

Yo mama so stupid she went to the Apple Store to get a big mac 

I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don't have Windows. 

Apple iPhone is 2nd best selling product of all time ... after Rubik's Cube. 

That moment when 10 year olds have a better iPhone than you...

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is way more dramatic than losing your virginity. 

My iPhone seems to be broke. I pressed the 'home' button but I'm still at school... 

If your iPhone is black and you're making Siri do tasks for you, you're pretty much saying slavery was OK. 

Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone X?

A: Don't worry, they'll let you know. 

Q: Why won't blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom?

A: Because they don't want to give away their IP address!