Just Joking

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Some good ones..... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdkvvsmP/

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Dave stood at the counterOf the deli in the parkIt was half past eight and he was scaredCos it was getting darkNow Dave is not a big girls blouseThe dark did not un-nerve himBut his Missus had sent him out for milkAt around about 2.30The walk from where his van was parkedWas not that far at allHe told her he...

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Larry the Fighter Pilot.A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apart...

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Funny https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdS82qUo/

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Friday Funnies..... A blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates.'I'm sorry, St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly...

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Look out..... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdkTK2MY/

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A man with a completely bald head and only one leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a Pir...

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Two guys who worked together in a garment factory were both made redundant, so off they went to Centrelink.Asked about his occupation, the first guy says, Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton underwearThe customer service officer looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled...

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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a w...

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An Irishman's first drink with his son: "While reading an article last night about fathers and the sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. "Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage. "I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. "Then I...

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Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, 'Not guilty.' 'That's grand!' shouted Reilly. 'Does that mean I can keep the money?' ______________________________ __ An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable. His wife says: "Why don't you put a...

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in London.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What ma...

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HondaA guy says "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like 'Honda'". The doctor says "You say, 'Honda?'" "No" the guy says. "My farts do". So, the doctor says "Okay, open your mouth" and looks inside. After about two minutes, the doctor says "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a...

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Senior moments (Preview) Some good ones..... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdkvvsmP/	Bobdown	1	1341	07:21 AM Apr 20, 2022 by drtooheys
	A WALK IN THE PARK // By Robert Dungey (Preview) Dave stood at the counterOf the deli in the parkIt was half past eight and he was scaredCos it was getting darkNow Dave is not a big girls blouseThe dark did not un-nerve himBut his Missus had sent him out for milkAt around about 2.30The walk from where his van was parkedWas not that far at allHe told her he...	aussie_paul	0	903	05:47 PM Apr 19, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Larry the fighter pilot.......... (Preview) Larry the Fighter Pilot.A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apart...	aussie_paul	0	900	05:19 PM Apr 19, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Setting an example (Preview) Funny https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdS82qUo/	Bobdown	1	996	05:32 PM Apr 18, 2022 by peter67
	Friday Funnies. (Preview) Friday Funnies..... A blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates.'I'm sorry, St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly...	aussie_paul	0	1007	12:51 PM Apr 18, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Bloopers (Preview) Look out..... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdkTK2MY/	Bobdown	0	1149	10:15 AM Apr 16, 2022 by Bobdown
	Fancy Dress...........oldie but goodie (Preview) A man with a completely bald head and only one leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: *Dear Sir,* Please find enclosed a Pir...	Bobdown	1	1011	02:28 PM Apr 15, 2022 by Craig1
	The difference in unemployment benefits in Australia (Preview) Two guys who worked together in a garment factory were both made redundant, so off they went to Centrelink.Asked about his occupation, the first guy says, Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton underwearThe customer service officer looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled...	skins	2	1153	01:52 PM Apr 13, 2022 by Craig1
	Sayings....wise words (Preview) Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a w...	Bobdown	0	891	10:32 AM Apr 13, 2022 by Bobdown
	Voodoo (Preview) see attached	skins	0	1116	04:09 PM Apr 12, 2022 by skins
	Smiles (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1440	02:27 PM Apr 10, 2022 by Bobdown
	The Blarney Stone 2 (Preview) An Irishman's first drink with his son: "While reading an article last night about fathers and the sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. "Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage. "I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. "Then I...	Bobdown	0	931	11:26 AM Apr 10, 2022 by Bobdown
	The Blarney Stone 1 (Preview) Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, 'Not guilty.' 'That's grand!' shouted Reilly. 'Does that mean I can keep the money?' ______________________________ __ An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable. His wife says: "Why don't you put a...	Bobdown	0	873	11:25 AM Apr 10, 2022 by Bobdown
	Thailand wonders (Preview)	Bobdown	1	938	10:17 AM Apr 9, 2022 by Craig1
	Jokes 2 (Preview)	Bobdown	0	774	06:20 PM Apr 8, 2022 by Bobdown
	Jokes (Preview)	Bobdown	0	769	06:18 PM Apr 8, 2022 by Bobdown
	Friday Funnies....... (Preview) A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in London.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What ma...	aussie_paul	0	797	11:09 AM Apr 8, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Honda (Preview) HondaA guy says "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like 'Honda'". The doctor says "You say, 'Honda?'" "No" the guy says. "My farts do". So, the doctor says "Okay, open your mouth" and looks inside. After about two minutes, the doctor says "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a...	aussie_paul	1	881	05:40 PM Apr 6, 2022 by Craig1
	lol... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	696	04:49 PM Apr 6, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Some funnies,where are u possum? (Preview)	Craig1	0	728	04:28 PM Apr 5, 2022 by Craig1
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