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I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "Hello!"..He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.So he says, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids...'Now his mind travels back to the only t...
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Friday's early
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Is there a Vaccine for that?
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Medicare- Part G
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Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan If you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Part G. Part G gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets. You are required to shoot...
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The Wrestler.
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Davo went to the carnival,saw a sign outside the wrestling tent, "Anyone who can stay three rounds with Slugger Thompson gets $100" Being in need of some readies he decided to give it a go. Now Slugger was a man mountain who made The Beast from the Chaser look like a midget, but Davo thought he would still...
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Irish Lass
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5 most important men...........funny
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The language of men
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Memo to Men
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Bobdown
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From bad to worse
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When your situation's bad but you think to yourself, "Well, at least things can't get any worse."
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Bowser Bother
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Should have been blonde.... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdphrMH7/?k=1
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He cut your grass
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Golfin again
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A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. " I have some good news and some bad news, '' said the surgeon" The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm. " " Oh god no " cries the man " My golfing is over ! ple...
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Craig1
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Good Help when You need It
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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 5 cent pieces to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking and going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up two of...
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The Golfin
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A golfer in Ireland hooks his drive into the woods.. Searching for his ball, he finds a little Leprechaun lying flat on his back, a bump on his head and golf ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer gets his water bottle from the cart and pours it over the little guy, reviving him. 'Arrgh! What happene...
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Groaners, to finish the week
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Subject: FW: Fw: Groaners.. Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin into an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!" 19 Paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over." I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a gr...
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Hungry Bird
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Put another snag on the BBQ....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdph1hJy/?k=1
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Bobdown
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Positive proof of global warming
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Graceful dismount
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End of the zip-line......... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdbAFxSs/?k=1
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Stars
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Irishman in an Elevator
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IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR A skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down at the Irishman and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch p., 3 pounds of t, Turner Brown. The littl...
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