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An oldie.
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Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard.Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"His fathe...
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world trip walking eagle
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Walking Eagle On a recent trip around the world, Anthony Albanese, Prime Minister of Australia, addressed a major gathering of Native American Indians. He spoke for almost an hour on his plans for Emission Reduction Plans forAustralia. At the conclusion of his speech, the crowd presented him w...
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Proxima Chorizo
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-08-05/french-scientist-apologises-for-chorizo-star-joke/101305334
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Old lady in an elevator
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An old lady is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old lady and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce! Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the e...
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I was expecting something else ...
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-08-05/josh-jenkins-speaks-out-about-adelaide-crows-camp/101306228
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I think I'm about to lose my license
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I think I'm going to lose my license all because of a stupid police officer....... The conversation went like this when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: License and registration please, I think you are drunk! Me: I assure you, I did not drink anything. Officer: Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine yo...
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Maybe not PC…
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What 'service' really is?
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Do you Fart in Bed ??
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Worth a re run Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you . This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the no...
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Jokes a few almost new ones
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The importance of colour
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Friendly Advice- Comon possum as well
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Friendly AdvicePlease, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Alberta Health Services and the Government of Alberta Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by *******s who just drink coffee,...
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Car Security
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Modern Times
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A Head comes into a Bar
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Exercise For people Over 60
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Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 1kg potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for...
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A Hell of a Place to Breakdown
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Magic Joke 3- thats all folks
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Magic Joke 2
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Magic Joke One
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