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Answer: There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:11. "What the @#$% do you mean, were sinking?"~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.10. "What the @#$% was that?"~ Mayor of Hiroshima, 19459...

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Don't mess with usI know I shouldn't have done this, but I am 74 years old and I was in the McDonalds drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing off obscenities at me because I was taking too long to place my order.Anyway when I got to the first window I pa...

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I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?Where do they go? Wonder no more!It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for lif...

Craig1 · Craig1

Talk about over qualified! The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Queensland,seemed to be far too qualified for the job;given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her jobas a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said, I hav...

Craig1 · Craig1

Sanjay Thakrar, CEO at Euro Exim Bank Ltd, got economists thinking when he said: "A cyclist is a disaster for a country's economy. He does not buy a car and does not take a car loan. Does not buy car insurance. Does not buy fuel. Does not send his car for servicing and repairs. Does not use paid parking. D...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the Sellotape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.How did God make mothers?1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.2....

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good old Biden, a bit muddled. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeg4av76/

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>>> Heres some new information that may be of interest to all of us. >>> >>> We are still battling Covid 19 and the next strain is already here. The NILE >>> Virus, type C. Virologists have identified a new Nile Virus - type C. It appears to target those who were bo...

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The letter read:Dear Lt. Colonel Maclaren,We write to confirm that you retired from the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards on 1st March 2001 at the rank of Lt Colonel, having been commissioned into the British Army at Edinburgh Castle as a 2nd Lieutenant on 1st February 1366.Accordingly your lump sum paym...

Bobdown · Bobdown

A group of women from Brisbane, Australia were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"...

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In case you slept through these classes as a child. Perhaps we should send these to every schoolboard in the country. They seem to not be able to identify the differences in boys and girls 5 Undeniable Facts of Life 1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he st...

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	lol... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	958	11:59 AM Feb 4, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Question: When is the use of "@#$%" or "@#$%ing" acceptable? (Preview) Answer: There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:11. "What the @#$% do you mean, were sinking?"~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.10. "What the @#$% was that?"~ Mayor of Hiroshima, 19459...	Possum3	4	1529	11:05 AM Feb 4, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Fur Babies (Preview)	Rob Driver	0	896	06:36 PM Feb 3, 2022 by Rob Driver
	Don't mess with us.... (Preview) Don't mess with usI know I shouldn't have done this, but I am 74 years old and I was in the McDonalds drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing off obscenities at me because I was taking too long to place my order.Anyway when I got to the first window I pa...	aussie_paul	0	661	03:35 PM Feb 3, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Doubtful. (Preview)	Possum3	0	741	01:21 PM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Pull my finger. (Preview)	Possum3	0	903	12:02 PM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Risque Content. (Preview)	Possum3	0	667	11:59 AM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Perspective on life. (Preview)	Possum3	0	583	11:57 AM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Outdoors. (Preview)	Possum3	0	559	11:51 AM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Dead Penguins (Preview) I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?Where do they go? Wonder no more!It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for lif...	Possum3	0	577	11:48 AM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Over qualified (Preview) Talk about over qualified! The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Queensland,seemed to be far too qualified for the job;given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her jobas a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said, *I hav...*	Craig1	2	752	01:13 AM Feb 3, 2022 by Greg 1
	A Cyclist- worthless (Preview) Sanjay Thakrar, CEO at Euro Exim Bank Ltd, got economists thinking when he said: "A cyclist is a disaster for a country's economy. He does not buy a car and does not take a car loan. Does not buy car insurance. Does not buy fuel. Does not send his car for servicing and repairs. Does not use paid parking. D...	Craig1	12	1173	05:57 PM Feb 2, 2022 by Craig1
	WHY GOD MADE MUMS.... (Preview) Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the Sellotape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.How did God make mothers?1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.2....	aussie_paul	0	671	02:14 PM Feb 2, 2022 by aussie_paul
	That explains it......... (Preview) Good old Biden, a bit muddled. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeg4av76/	Bobdown	2	648	12:08 PM Feb 2, 2022 by Roy E
	New Strain (Preview) >>> Heres some new information that may be of interest to all of us. >>> >>> We are still battling Covid 19 and the next strain is already here. The NILE >>> Virus, type C. Virologists have identified a new Nile Virus - type C. It appears to target those who were bo...	Bobdown	1	606	09:23 AM Feb 2, 2022 by Bow
	Ring (Preview)	Bobdown	1	515	11:33 AM Feb 1, 2022 by Craig1
	Military Pension-Issues (Preview) The letter read:Dear Lt. Colonel Maclaren,We write to confirm that you retired from the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards on 1st March 2001 at the rank of Lt Colonel, having been commissioned into the British Army at Edinburgh Castle as a 2nd Lieutenant on 1st February 1366.Accordingly your lump sum paym...	Craig1	2	734	08:19 AM Feb 1, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	men vs women (Preview) A group of women from Brisbane, Australia were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"...	Bobdown	0	575	11:30 AM Jan 31, 2022 by Bobdown
	Mood ring. (Preview)	Possum3	1	828	12:38 PM Jan 30, 2022 by Roy E
	Biology Titbits !! (Preview) In case you slept through these classes as a child. Perhaps we should send these to every schoolboard in the country. They seem to not be able to identify the differences in boys and girls 5 Undeniable Facts of Life 1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he st...	Bobdown	3	858	12:32 PM Jan 30, 2022 by Roy E
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