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After 35 years of marriage...
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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovabl...
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
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Men Are Just Happier People --What do you expect from such simple creatures?Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack...You can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.You can wear NO shirt to a wat...
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Straight Aim
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Southern Cruizer
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Bobs wife..
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Remember..
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New York Cabbie
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A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid on the back seat.The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said,"What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't yo...
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There is nothing...
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Stupid..
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Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between the...
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In the hay barn
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Southern Cruizer
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Flasher
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At the beach - a bit scarey
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Enough to frighten a shark and give him a heart attack
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Southern Cruizer
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No problem
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Bobdown
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Desperate to get to destination (reminder)
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& not actually see anything on the way!
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Rare photo..
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Giggleswick
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An old man is out for a drive one sunny afternoon when he accidentally rear ends a guy driving a rather expensive sports car Enraged the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. "Look what you did to my car" he yells."You're gonna give me $10,000 right now or I'm gonna beat you to a bloody pulp!""Oh...
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Speak..
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A lady to doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in hissleep! What should I give him to cure it?" Doctor: "Give himan opportunity to speak when he is awake!"
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12 children
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One for Dmaxer. A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having difficulty in finding a new home.When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the...
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at the show
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Great moments in sports
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School Kid Jokes
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Why don't lobsters share their food with each other?Because they're shellfish. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom?Because the students were very bright. Where do surfers study?At boarding school. Why do calculators make the best friends?Because you can always count on the...
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