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Failing to stop at a stop sign
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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy.He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education.He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...Deputy says, "License and registration, please."Lawyer sa...
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Polly Joke
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-09/trial-of-former-one-nation-senator-rod-culleton/101837150?utm_campaign=abc_news_web&utm_content=link&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_source=abc_news_web
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Tony Bev
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The queue for Harry's book
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anolphart
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1004
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The confession.
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An old man goes to confession. He tells the priest that on Friday night, hed been in the bar when he met a young woman. Maybe 22, he says. A gorgeous blonde. I started lusting, Father. Yes, says the priest, Lust is a dangerous sin. Theres more, says the man. We went back to her place and made passionate love...
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Roy E
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They Walk Among Us
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rgren2
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Things to ponder as you age . . .
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Things to ponder as you age . . . The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 The originator of gymnastics died at the age of 57 The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 The best soccer player in history, Maradona, died at the age of 60 ...
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Cricket
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Craig1
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The Pope.
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A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time, both went to heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter who conducted them to their rooms.The Pope's room was spartan with bare floor, army cot for a bed, and a single bulb for light. They came to the Lawyer's room. It was huge with wall to wall carpeting...
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rgren2
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Health Assesment
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anolphart
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Doggie doorbell
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A big welcome..... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZS8MtSenQ/
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Bobdown
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More nonsense
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Bobdown
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Two Paddy's
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Two Paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole...
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Bobdown
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Tennant Creek Police Report
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Police in Tennant Creek pulled over a local lad and were amazed to find the car he was driving was his, not stolen, was registered and fully insured. He held a current licence and had no outstanding warrants and passed both alcohol and drug tests. A search of the vehicle found no stolen goods or drugs. A p...
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Hendo
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Funnee
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Craig1
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Joke of the day...
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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared ****tail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry...
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aussie_paul
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Auto-correct
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Bobdown
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Sad Santa Letter
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Dear Santa: When I was a child, my father cheated on my Mom and didn't love my family. Later, my parents divorced. Soon after, my mother died in a car accident. My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house. Grandma's sister was an alcoholic. The whole family lived on my grandma's savings. Gr...
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Bobdown
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Jumpy
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Some good scares, some average.... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZS86y2k3h/
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Bobdown
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Boom! Boom!
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A mate told me that he really gets off on women who scream in bed . . . . . . . . . so I took him to the maternity ward of the local hospital!
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Mein
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EV jokes...
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Bobdown
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