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Speak..
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A lady to doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in hissleep! What should I give him to cure it?" Doctor: "Give himan opportunity to speak when he is awake!"
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aussie_paul
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0
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1134
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12 children
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One for Dmaxer. A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having difficulty in finding a new home.When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the...
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aussie_paul
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0
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781
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at the show
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Craig1
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3
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1229
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Great moments in sports
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Bobdown
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1
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1095
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School Kid Jokes
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Why don't lobsters share their food with each other?Because they're shellfish. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom?Because the students were very bright. Where do surfers study?At boarding school. Why do calculators make the best friends?Because you can always count on the...
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Mein
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1083
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Mondays sayings
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Bobdown
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0
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1041
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Another Irish joke
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Two Irishmen were visiting London for the first time. While strolling in a shopping district, they happened upon a shop with a sign in the window reading, "jackets £4.00, trousers £2.00, shirts £1.00."The two men stopped and Paddy said to Murphy, "We should buy a heap of these to take back and sell in I...
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Mein
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13
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1697
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The Kings offering...
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Charles offers aid to Ukraine
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67HR
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1
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993
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The Inn..
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A homeless guy is traveling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon."Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door.The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window."Could I have some food?" he asks.The woman glances at his shabby...
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aussie_paul
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1
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1468
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Never Left Home.
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86GTS
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0
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895
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The medical exam
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During the medical examination of a female patient the doctor says "your heart, lungs,pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets ladies into all kinds of trouble."The lady starts to take off her nickers but is stopped by the doctor,"No, no.....I meant for you to stick out y...
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aussie_paul
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1
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1140
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A sign of the times..
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aussie_paul
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0
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800
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Retirement..
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aussie_paul
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0
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909
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A politician never lies.
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A politician was visiting a remote little rural town in Australia and asked the locals what the government could do for them. "We have two big needs, said the townspeople.First, we have a hospital but no doctor The politician whipped out his iPhone, spoke for a while, and then said, I have sorted t...
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aussie_paul
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0
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1019
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Didn’t think this through.
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rgren2
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1
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1067
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Humour
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Craig1
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0
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1113
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Kings- 3 of them
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Craig1
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0
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793
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Surgery- not joking much
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Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!.. Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time...
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Craig1
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1083
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What is it?
(Preview)
It's not what you think but, what is it?
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Mein
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4
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1362
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Men and women - one of the, many, differences
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Not really a joke but something which has always amused me. Look at your fingernails, go on... really inspect them as thought you were your mum making sure you were clean after a bath. Only scroll down once you have done this.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . When asked to do this men almost always turn the...
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Mike Harding
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