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Types of snakes
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Two juvenile snakes were feeding on some frogs at the local pond. One snake said to the other "Do you know what kind of snakes we are? Are we poisonous types or non poisonous types?" The second snake says "I don't know. Why do you ask?" The first snake says "I bit my lip."
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anolphart
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Do you want fries with that
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RickJ
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Good Australians, names have been changed to protect the guilty
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Craig1
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New shoes
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Fail........ https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iUgM9QvKat8
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Bobdown
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Trespassers will be shot
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Ivan 01
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Grand theft auto
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Ivan 01
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"Minor" car problem, dodgy repairs & compliance
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"Minor" car problem, dodgy repairs & compliance. (A long video)
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Whenarewethere
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Fuel transport
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Ivan 01
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Todays Funnies 2
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Bobdown
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Todays Funnies 1
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Bobdown
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Todays Funnies 3
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Bobdown
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Jon Faine
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Jon Faine was the host of ABC Radio Melbourne's morning programme. -- Edited by Mike Harding on Sunday 15th of January 2023 07:24:41 AM
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Mike Harding
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While the limericks are flowing.......
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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. When she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
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Doctors misdiagnosed a hip problem
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RickJ
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Sad story
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Bobdown
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Cop this one Craig and Magnarc
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There was an old church boy known wellInto acts of depravity he fellWith a grin on his faceHis robe he unlacedNow the big judge will send him to hell
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RickJ
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Greta
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Bobdown
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Ok Craig you asked for it!!!
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In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam Loud was his mirth, Cos he knew that on earth, There were only two balls - and he had em. (I know I said I wouldn't but then I found this one!)
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Magnarc
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St Giles
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From down in the crypt at St Giles Came a scream that resounded for miles Said the vicar "Good Gracious, has Brother Ignatious Forgotten the Bishop has piles.
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DMaxer
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Poem
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There once was a chap from Cape Horn, Who wished that he'd never been born, He woudn't have been if his pappy had seen, That the end of his franger was torn. PS. I promise to be a good boy in future and refrain from submitting this kind of poetry on the forum.
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