From down in the crypt at St Giles
Came a scream that resounded for miles
Said the vicar "Good Gracious, has Brother Ignatious
Forgotten the Bishop has piles.
Thsnks, I've not heard that in over 45 years.
My brother used to quote it.
Classified R.E.D. = "Retired & Extremely Disinterested" (Locksmith)