Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?Where do they go? Wonder no more!It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for lif...

Craig1 · Craig1

Talk about over qualified! The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Queensland,seemed to be far too qualified for the job;given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her jobas a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said, I hav...

Craig1 · Craig1

Sanjay Thakrar, CEO at Euro Exim Bank Ltd, got economists thinking when he said: "A cyclist is a disaster for a country's economy. He does not buy a car and does not take a car loan. Does not buy car insurance. Does not buy fuel. Does not send his car for servicing and repairs. Does not use paid parking. D...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the Sellotape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.How did God make mothers?1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.2....

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good old Biden, a bit muddled. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeg4av76/

Bobdown · Bobdown

>>> Heres some new information that may be of interest to all of us. >>> >>> We are still battling Covid 19 and the next strain is already here. The NILE >>> Virus, type C. Virologists have identified a new Nile Virus - type C. It appears to target those who were bo...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Craig1 · Craig1

The letter read:Dear Lt. Colonel Maclaren,We write to confirm that you retired from the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards on 1st March 2001 at the rank of Lt Colonel, having been commissioned into the British Army at Edinburgh Castle as a 2nd Lieutenant on 1st February 1366.Accordingly your lump sum paym...

Bobdown · Bobdown

A group of women from Brisbane, Australia were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"...

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

In case you slept through these classes as a child. Perhaps we should send these to every schoolboard in the country. They seem to not be able to identify the differences in boys and girls 5 Undeniable Facts of Life 1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he st...

Craig1 · Craig1

Not Bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX2ESzzhy-I -- Edited by Craig1 on Saturday 29th of January 2022 04:11:13 PM

Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed o...

Bobdown · Bobdown

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Talk about squeal like a girl... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeqS9jsc/

Craig1 · Craig1

The Akubra version is better, but anyway

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	Dead Penguins (Preview) I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?Where do they go? Wonder no more!It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for lif...	Possum3	0	607	11:48 AM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Over qualified (Preview) Talk about over qualified! The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Queensland,seemed to be far too qualified for the job;given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her jobas a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said, *I hav...*	Craig1	2	827	01:13 AM Feb 3, 2022 by Greg 1
	A Cyclist- worthless (Preview) Sanjay Thakrar, CEO at Euro Exim Bank Ltd, got economists thinking when he said: "A cyclist is a disaster for a country's economy. He does not buy a car and does not take a car loan. Does not buy car insurance. Does not buy fuel. Does not send his car for servicing and repairs. Does not use paid parking. D...	Craig1	12	1362	05:57 PM Feb 2, 2022 by Craig1
	WHY GOD MADE MUMS.... (Preview) Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the Sellotape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.How did God make mothers?1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.2....	aussie_paul	0	690	02:14 PM Feb 2, 2022 by aussie_paul
	That explains it......... (Preview) Good old Biden, a bit muddled. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeg4av76/	Bobdown	2	679	12:08 PM Feb 2, 2022 by Roy E
	New Strain (Preview) >>> Heres some new information that may be of interest to all of us. >>> >>> We are still battling Covid 19 and the next strain is already here. The NILE >>> Virus, type C. Virologists have identified a new Nile Virus - type C. It appears to target those who were bo...	Bobdown	1	628	09:23 AM Feb 2, 2022 by Bow
	Ring (Preview)	Bobdown	1	585	11:33 AM Feb 1, 2022 by Craig1
	Military Pension-Issues (Preview) The letter read:Dear Lt. Colonel Maclaren,We write to confirm that you retired from the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards on 1st March 2001 at the rank of Lt Colonel, having been commissioned into the British Army at Edinburgh Castle as a 2nd Lieutenant on 1st February 1366.Accordingly your lump sum paym...	Craig1	2	783	08:19 AM Feb 1, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	men vs women (Preview) A group of women from Brisbane, Australia were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"...	Bobdown	0	595	11:30 AM Jan 31, 2022 by Bobdown
	Mood ring. (Preview)	Possum3	1	857	12:38 PM Jan 30, 2022 by Roy E
	Biology Titbits !! (Preview) In case you slept through these classes as a child. Perhaps we should send these to every schoolboard in the country. They seem to not be able to identify the differences in boys and girls 5 Undeniable Facts of Life 1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he st...	Bobdown	3	925	12:32 PM Jan 30, 2022 by Roy E
	A Practicing Atheist (Preview) Not Bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX2ESzzhy-I -- Edited by Craig1 on Saturday 29th of January 2022 04:11:13 PM	Craig1	1	685	08:18 AM Jan 30, 2022 by Possum3
	Todays Funnies 1 (Preview)	Bobdown	2	1372	11:08 PM Jan 29, 2022 by chappy
	Veet for men. (Preview) After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed o...	Possum3	2	1074	10:58 PM Jan 29, 2022 by chappy
	Tattoo (Preview)	Bobdown	2	926	09:33 PM Jan 29, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	Oh! Sorry. (Preview)	Possum3	0	885	08:22 AM Jan 28, 2022 by Possum3
	Walmart (Preview)	Bobdown	0	758	03:32 PM Jan 27, 2022 by Bobdown
	Catfish. (Preview)	Possum3	1	726	12:05 PM Jan 27, 2022 by graeme c
	Ride prank (Preview) Talk about squeal like a girl... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeqS9jsc/	Bobdown	2	833	09:00 PM Jan 26, 2022 by oldbloke
	New Shoes (Preview) The Akubra version is better, but anyway	Craig1	1	723	01:53 PM Jan 26, 2022 by Cassie63
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