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anolphart


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Elon Musk just bought Twitter and he was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

 

On a tour of the facilities, Elon noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

 

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"

 

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

 

The CEO then hands the guy $1,600 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

 

Feeling pretty good about himself, Elon looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that bloody slacker did here?"

 

From across the room came a voice: "That was the pizza delivery guy from Domino's.?
 
 
 


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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593415171149791232

How do you make a small fortune in social media?

Start out with a large one.

-Elon Musk (12:25 PM · Nov 18, 2022)



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