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Doctors visit
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Had to get another medical last week for my Cancer treatment During the appointment the doc said mate, you will have to stop masturbateing. I said why....? He said because I am trying to examine you. -- Edited by Des and Jane on Sunday 9th of January 2022 09:31:26 PM
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Dog rehome...
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Nerd jokes
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Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint. The phone rings and he jumps up shouting, "Oh sh1t, I forgot to feed the dog!" A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The tailor asks, "Euripides?" The professor replies, "Yes. Eumenides?"
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Lamp of love.
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Favourite TV show
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Military Mom.
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NOVAX.
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Chuckles
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The right occupation.
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Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Geoff the Bellboy.The first man married a nurse.Geoff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, "Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot."The second man married a teleph...
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Never wax your Hoo Ha.
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Why prejudice and bigotry are foolish.....
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A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair.He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish.So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: 'drinks for everyone in here,...
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More Covid news
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Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
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"Please Do Not Disturb me,disturbed."=======================================A
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* Beware **
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I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward...
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Paddy.
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A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success.Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I wil...
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11 Commandments for Marrriage
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The 10 Commandments of MarriageCommandment 1 Marriages are made in heavenbut then again, so is thunder and lightning Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3 Marriage is grand-- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Co...
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Vale Jethro
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Only found out yesterday that Geoffrey Rowe aka Jethro, who was often mentioned on this site, passed away on the 14th December. Very funny man.
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More mornin after
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Morning after New Year Party in Calgary Zoo
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Scary Armies
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A list of 8 Scary Armies.... Watch the video see them in action..... 1. Costa Rica2. Iraq. ...3. North Korea. ...4. Eritrea. ...5. Nigeria. ...6. The Philippines. ...7. Tajikistan. ...8. Mongolia. Watch it a couple times.........lol
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