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Take a shower.
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How To Shower Like A ManTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.Walk naked to the bathroom.If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making thewoo-woo sound.Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no).Adm...
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Needs of a pensioner
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An 84-year-old man is having a drink in Harpoon Harry's. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.Before the man has time to apologise, the girl...
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Earl.
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Heaven (from Ireland).
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530
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Loyalty card
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742
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Read the sign
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Today's joke.... Sean is the vicar of a Protestant parish in Dublin and Patrick is the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road. One day they are seen together, erecting a sign which says: *"THE END IS NEAR. TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE."* As a car speeds past them, th...
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Des and Jane
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379
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Friday lockdown.
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450
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Home schooling.
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705
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lol...
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Glasses.
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699
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On a budget.
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Medical advice!
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Why are the police lockers locked?
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You have to love this police officer, who politely schools the lawyer during court!He was being cross-examined by a defence attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officers credibility Q: Officer did you see my client fleeing the scene?A: No sir. But I subseque...
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An oldie.
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517
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The 80's.
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574
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Grey Nomad Electrician?????
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432
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Chivalry.
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637
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Pension test.
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All Loaded.
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Note the plumbed "Gazunder".
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