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Thoughts and such.


1. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 

2. I went to buy some camo pants but couldnt find any.

3. I failed math so many times at school, I cant even count.

4. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.

5. I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

6. I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.

7. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

8. When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

9. Dont you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

10. It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

11. I told him to be himself; that was pretty mean, I guess. 

12. I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is Goodbye.

13. My father has schizophrenia, but hes good people.

14. The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

15. I cant believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

16. Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

17. Never trust atoms; they make up everything.

18. My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling! 

19. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

20. I used to think I was indecisive. But now Im not so sure.



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some good ones there.


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Graeme

 

 

I was always taught to respect my elders,

but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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