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Little Charlie and his girl friend Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.One day they decide that they want to get married, so Charlie goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.Charlie bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her...

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Leaving the Store, I couldn't find my Keys. They weren't in my pockets.Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. She's afraid that the car could be stolen.As I looked around...

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A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ...Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney.The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes..Everybody got off the plane except one lady who wa...

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An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didn't think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate. Studies show co...

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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon.They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the groom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww - what's wrong with your feet?!Your toes look all mangled and weird!! Why ar...

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My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 48 years old, can no longer satisfy.I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with m...

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	Little Charlie. (Preview) Little Charlie and his girl friend Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.One day they decide that they want to get married, so Charlie goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.Charlie bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her...	Possum3	0	570	11:06 PM Apr 12, 2021 by Possum3
	Left keys in car. (Preview) Leaving the Store, I couldn't find my Keys. They weren't in my pockets.Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. She's afraid that the car could be stolen.As I looked around...	Possum3	1	978	05:41 PM Apr 12, 2021 by Roy E
	Spread yourself around... (Preview)	peter67	3	912	08:21 PM Apr 11, 2021 by rgren2
	Pilot. (Preview) A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ...Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney.The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes..Everybody got off the plane except one lady who wa...	Possum3	0	1006	06:05 PM Apr 10, 2021 by Possum3
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	A few quotable quotes currently doing the rounds (Preview) An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didn't think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate. Studies show co...	Cupie	1	742	09:51 AM Apr 10, 2021 by peter67
	Wedding night. (Preview) A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon.They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the groom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww - what's wrong with your feet?!Your toes look all mangled and weird!! Why ar...	Possum3	1	677	08:39 AM Apr 10, 2021 by Blues Man
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	Marriage Math. (Preview) My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 48 years old, can no longer satisfy.I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with m...	Possum3	0	551	06:44 PM Apr 9, 2021 by Possum3
	Nuthin but the pub. (Preview)	Possum3	0	435	06:39 PM Apr 9, 2021 by Possum3
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