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Portrait.
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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, adiamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and aRolex watch.""But you are not wearing any of those things.""Oy, don't I know it," she said. "My husband never buys meanything! It'...
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Possum3
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2400
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wine
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Plain Truth
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1
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1390
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Sign Language.
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A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower upstairs.The man realises that he can't find the rake.He yells up to his wife at the bathroom window, "Where is the rake?"She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee, and finally makes a ra...
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Possum3
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0
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632
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Deadly terms.
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Possum3
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0
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730
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Cutie.
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Mother was out, and dad was in charge.She was maybe 2 1/2 years old.Someone had given her a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of her favorite toys.Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.After several cups of tea and...
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Possum3
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767
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Old Lady Driving.
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"An older lady gets pulled over for speeding"...Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh, I see.Officer: Can I see your license please?Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.Officer: Don't have one?Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago fo...
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Possum3
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0
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674
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Winter in the Arctic
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Nothing wrong with using the pot...........
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Bobdown
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2
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1107
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Sexual Truths
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Sexual Truths "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Frank Sinatra "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns "My mother never saw the irony in c...
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Bobdown
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0
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920
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Vegan
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fwdoz
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5
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1553
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Rye Bread
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yobarr
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1019
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Tattoos
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A great story taken from a recent copy of The Yorkshire Herald. Buttock Tattoo Terror Lands Rotherham Pair In Hospital A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after what started out as a routine inking session left both of them requiring emergency hospital treatment...
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Roy E
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2
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1318
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downpipe
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FIXING THE GUTTER DOWNSPOUT Today, My wife said to me, "Honey, get off your ass and fix that gutter downspout! And, I want it done before the end of the day!" Well, as you all know, at my age, and most of my friends, are retired and do have the time to address such "Honey do's". So, I...
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Craig1
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931
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golf
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Craig1
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1411
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Once a King always a King... Once a night is not enough
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Remember those days? JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION A virile middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they...
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JayDee
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933
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Clever Dog
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1
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1595
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Mosquito
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Possum3
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1488
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Campfire
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1325
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Sometimes.
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Possum3
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1215
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Guessing game.
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Possum3
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1416
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I'm Fine.
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An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry ,and was sueing the lorry company,In court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus..Solicitor'Now didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' .Seamus'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my...
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Possum3
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