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Elderly couple in church
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Elderly couple in church. Wife turns to husband and says "I've just done a silent fart, what should I do?" Husband says "put new batteries in your hearing aid!"
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Whenarewethere
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1
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459
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Anthony Albaneses' Profile
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https://theshovel.com.au/2022/05/17/the-shovels-definitive-profile-of-anthony-albanese/
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Plain Truth
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0
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456
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For Australia Day
(Preview)
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Mike Harding
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4
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1070
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Finally leaving politics
(Preview)
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Whenarewethere
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9
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1078
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Game of marbles anyone?
(Preview)
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RickJ
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7
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962
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It had to happen sooner or later
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Southern Cruizer
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6
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1080
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Educating youngsters on the benefits of EV ownership.
(Preview)
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peter67
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615
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Getting Older and enjoying life
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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2
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675
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Let us pray
(Preview)
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anolphart
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556
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So it's true ...
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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536
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Clean energy
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anolphart
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0
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490
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Gender study.
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anolphart
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0
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508
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Colonoscopy Journal..
(Preview)
I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointmentfor a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a colour diagram of thecolon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis. Then Andy explained the...
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aussie_paul
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2
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801
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A quandary
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anolphart
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1
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579
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Feline Feud
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anolphart
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0
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454
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How to catch fish
(Preview)
No one in this town could catch any fish except this one old man.The game warden asked him how he did it.The man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water.After the explosion fi...
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aussie_paul
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4
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1086
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Rules for Seniors
(Preview)
1. The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. 2. Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat possums who couldnt make a decision. 3. When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from childr...
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Bobdown
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1
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577
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Surprise
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Bobdown
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1
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583
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Construction Worker.
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A man is working on a construction site when he accidentally cuts off all of his fingers with an electric saw.At the emergency room, his doctor says, Give me the fingers, and Ill see what I can do.The injured man replies, But I dont have the fingers!Why didnt you bring them? the doctor asks.The injured m...
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aussie_paul
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513
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Grumpy old man day.
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anolphart
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454
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