A very attractive middle-aged lady walks into a vinyl record shop.
She asked the young stud behind the counter.
Would you have a vinyl record called Jingle Bells on a 12-inch.
Sorry lady, but I will tell you what I do have.
I have dangling balls on a 8-inch.
to which the attractive lady asked.
Is that a record?
Well, it is pretty good for a 17-year-old.
Jay&Dee