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David Hughes at the comedy festival
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Hughes is a fanatical Carlton football supporter. We all know comedians embellish stories, this was amusing. Last year Jarrad Waite, Carlton's full forward was sitting in the front row of his show. Carlton had lost to Richmond, and Waite had kicked 6 points in a row. Dave Hughes deliberately stuff...
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What a coincidence?
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A chicken farmer went to the local bar.He sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.""What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, " It is a special day for me. I am celebrating."&qu...
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Outsmart a woman......Are you kidding?.....
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A man calls home to his wife and says,"Honey I have been asked to fly up to Cairns with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for the long weekend and you will appreciate this is a good opportunity for me to get 'that' promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack eno...
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Goldfinger
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Man Talk (Translated)
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Can I buy you a drink? (let's hop in the sack) Let's just be friends. (Now that we have been to bed what else is there) Call me at the office. I live there. (I'm married) I miss you. (I have no more clean clothes. Come over and do the laundry) I'm divorcing my wife so I can marry you. (When Hell freezes over) I...
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'Good Night Kiss'........
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One night a young bloke takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, he of course starts feeling a little horny, With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and broadly smiling he says to her, "Honey, would you have 'rumpy pump...
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Goldfinger
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Vladimir Putin.......
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Vladimir Putin, wanting to get on the good side of Russian voters went to visit a school in Moscow to have a human chat with the pupils/kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the Russian people. At the end of his talk, there is a section for questions, and li...
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Goldfinger
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puddles pity party - am I ever gunna see your face again
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http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/the-puddles-pity-party-youtube-7-foot-singing-clown-hit-brings-his-charact...
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St. Patrick's Day Personal Celebrations.....
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As you know it was St. Patrick's Day earlier this week, and I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. As you also know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities, often on the way home after a "social session' with family or friends...
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Goldfinger
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50 Shades of Grey
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Who's good at maths
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One I found on another site - A secondary school teacher was arrested today at Melbourne international airport as he attempted to board an international flight while in possesstion of a ruler, a protractorm a compass, slide rule and a calculator. At a press conference a spokesman for the Federal P...
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A collection of ....
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Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active! 1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May....What was the third child 's name? 2. There is a clerk at the butchery shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he w...
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Woody n Sue
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The Chase - Now we have a dick tingeler
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b28_wgzR34YDick Tingeler - Bradly Walsh Can't stop Laughing
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The Chase - a question about athlete named: Fanny Chmelar!!!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyItREx0VbQ I've put this in previously, but it's hysterical, worth a second look. A clip from THE CHASE where the host asks a question about a German athlete named: Fanny Chmelar.
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The dreadful secret....
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Dave had proposed to Megan and been accepted. But, added Megan, before we get married I must tell you something dreadful about my past life.No, said Dave, I wont hear of it. You can tell me after were married.After they were married and had set off for their honeymoon in Byron Bay, Megan again brought u...
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...and a few more profound observations.....
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1. Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just join a free camp Happy Hour, and by the time I eventually leave .....I look just fine!....... 2. How many days in a Grey Nomads' week? Six Saturdays and one Sunday. 3. What do Grey Nomads' do all week? Monday to Friday - Nothing...
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Prayers...
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In Church on Sunday, I heard a sweet elderly lady, in the pew next to me, saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you: "Dear Lord", the past couple of years have been very tough for me. You have taken- My favourite actor - James Garner, My favourite actres...
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Goldfinger
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A young lady started working in the village Chemist Shop.......
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A young lady started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell/handle condoms to the public... The owner was going away on holidays for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the Chemist shop on her own. She felt compelled to confide in him her worries abou...
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She wants it hot......and she wants it NOW!.....
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Last week Ethel ,<sheesh I hope we don't have an Ethel here? forgive me if we do please>....anyways she checked into a Motel on her 70th Birthday as she was a tad lonely and reflective.. She thought, I'll call one of those "stud" men I see advertised in phone books and on late SBS for E...
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A silent one
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An elderly couple were in church one Sunday when halfway through the seR ice the wife penned a note to her husband " I just let off a silent fart what do you think I should do " to which he writes back " put a new battery in your hearing aid "
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Woody n Sue
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Five really good Riddles-Love the last one
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FIVE RIDDLES. THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM. RIDDLE 5 IS AMAZING IT SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN YOUR BRAIN AND STALLS ALZHEIMER'S FOR YEARS . 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fi...
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