Just Joking

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best. The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had not a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. Th...

Vic41 · Vic41

The Theory of Intelligence Explained (over a beer) 'Well you see it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a wh...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

I was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Mrs came into the lounge and says "Fancy a shag Babe?" I said, "After the football love" She said, "You do realise that you can record it?" I said, "Nice, you get the camcorder, I'll come upstairs when the footy fini...

Yendorane · Yendorane

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me Can't you just let...

Vic41 · Vic41

Two feral hoons were riding along the Nullabor on a motorbike. They broke down and started trying to hitch a lift for them and their motorbike. A friendly truckie stopped to see if he could help and they asked him for a lift. He told them he had no room in the rig because he was carrying 20,000 lawn bowls...

Hendo · Hendo

In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort" The police still haven't seen the funny side, my lap top's been confiscated, and the wife has gone off to her mother.

Hendo · Hendo

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, pubs and parties to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females are using a date-rape-drug on the market called BEERThe drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans or by the glass.The woma...

Yendorane · Yendorane

A senior citizens group charters an overnight gambling casino bus trip from Coffs Harbour to the Sunshine Coast. As they enter Queensland , an elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says, 'I've just been molested!' The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go bac...

Peterpan · Peterpan

Says......Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Man who swallow typewriter end up with irritable vowel syndrome.

Hendo · Hendo

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A will is a dead giveaway. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye. Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end...

Vic41 · Vic41

Im off to Specsavers for my appointment. By the way you haven't shaved very well and your tie is crooked! -- Edited by Vic41 on Tuesday 25th of March 2014 10:31:43 PM

Vic41 · Vic41

Irish sugar test One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a chemist shop - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste this for me, please?" The chemist takes the...

Vic41 · Vic41

"Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her l...

Vic41 · Vic41

Peterpan · Peterpan

Sorry memory kicked in for this. I keep imagining I am a sunken ship and it's really got me worried. I think I'm becoming a nervous wreck.

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A "DOG PERSON" TO TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress...

Vic41 · Vic41

When U Black, U Black When I was born, I was BLACK, When I grew up, I was BLACK, When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK, When I got cold, I was BLACK, When I was scared, I was BLACK, When I was sick, I was BLACK, And when I die, I'll still be BLACK.. NOW, You 'white' folks...... When you're born...

D and D · D and D

An oldie but it still raises a smile:

Recoup · Recoup

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QBv2CFTSWU -- Edited by Recoup on Saturday 22nd of March 2014 11:04:38 AM

Vic41 · Vic41

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I w...

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	WHO'S THE BEST. (Preview) Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best. The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had not a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. Th...	Gunsondeck	1	550	05:43 PM Mar 30, 2014 by Vic41
	The Theory Of Intelligence Explained..... (Preview) The Theory of Intelligence Explained (over a beer) 'Well you see it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a wh...	Vic41	1	643	01:01 PM Mar 30, 2014 by JRH
	Watching the footy. (Preview) I was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Mrs came into the lounge and says "Fancy a shag Babe?" I said, "After the football love" She said, "You do realise that you can record it?" I said, "Nice, you get the camcorder, I'll come upstairs when the footy fini...	Gunsondeck	1	578	12:09 PM Mar 30, 2014 by Baz421
	Stud Rooster (Preview) A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me Can't you just let...	Yendorane	0	604	10:21 AM Mar 30, 2014 by Yendorane
	Nullabor Hoons.... (Preview) Two feral hoons were riding along the Nullabor on a motorbike. They broke down and started trying to hitch a lift for them and their motorbike. A friendly truckie stopped to see if he could help and they asked him for a lift. He told them he had no room in the rig because he was carrying 20,000 lawn bowls...	Vic41	0	540	08:38 PM Mar 29, 2014 by Vic41
	For the other Phile's (Preview) In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort" The police still haven't seen the funny side, my lap top's been confiscated, and the wife has gone off to her mother.	Hendo	2	725	01:19 PM Mar 28, 2014 by Brenda and Alan
	Date-Rape Warning (Preview) Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, pubs and parties to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females are using a date-rape-drug on the market called BEERThe drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans or by the glass.The woma...	Hendo	0	703	10:47 AM Mar 28, 2014 by Hendo
	Bus Trip (Preview) A senior citizens group charters an overnight gambling casino bus trip from Coffs Harbour to the Sunshine Coast. As they enter Queensland , an elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says, 'I've just been molested!' The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go bac...	Yendorane	0	674	03:20 PM Mar 27, 2014 by Yendorane
	Confucius (Preview) Says......Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Man who swallow typewriter end up with irritable vowel syndrome.	Peterpan	3	1049	11:00 AM Mar 27, 2014 by Peterpan
	For all the Lexophile's (Preview) When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A will is a dead giveaway. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye. Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end...	Hendo	0	887	10:43 AM Mar 26, 2014 by Hendo
	Off To Specsavers.... (Preview) Im off to Specsavers for my appointment. By the way you haven't shaved very well and your tie is crooked! -- Edited by Vic41 on Tuesday 25th of March 2014 10:31:43 PM	Vic41	0	735	10:30 PM Mar 25, 2014 by Vic41
	Irish Sugar Test.... (Preview) Irish sugar test One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a chemist shop - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste this for me, please?" The chemist takes the...	Vic41	0	619	10:25 PM Mar 25, 2014 by Vic41
	Of Course I Won't Laugh !! (Preview) "Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her l...	Vic41	0	741	10:10 PM Mar 25, 2014 by Vic41
	Female Intuition..... (Preview)	Vic41	4	707	09:53 AM Mar 25, 2014 by Bryan
	One more (Preview) Sorry memory kicked in for this. I keep imagining I am a sunken ship and it's really got me worried. I think I'm becoming a nervous wreck.	Peterpan	11	1291	09:35 AM Mar 25, 2014 by Peterpan
	STAY ...... (Preview) YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A "DOG PERSON" TO TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress...	Gunsondeck	0	665	01:03 PM Mar 24, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Colour..... (Preview) When U Black, U Black When I was born, I was BLACK, When I grew up, I was BLACK, When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK, When I got cold, I was BLACK, When I was scared, I was BLACK, When I was sick, I was BLACK, And when I die, I'll still be BLACK.. NOW, You 'white' folks...... When you're born...	Vic41	2	780	11:25 AM Mar 24, 2014 by Vic41
	How to wash a cat (Preview) An oldie but it still raises a smile:	D and D	2	901	01:56 PM Mar 23, 2014 by mongrel
	Miss USA 2011-Should Math Be Taught In Schools? (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QBv2CFTSWU -- Edited by Recoup on Saturday 22nd of March 2014 11:04:38 AM	Recoup	1	1102	10:47 PM Mar 22, 2014 by D and D
	Little Johnny & Dad's Car.... (Preview) Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I w...	Vic41	0	695	02:17 PM Mar 22, 2014 by Vic41
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