Just Joking

in transit · in transit

On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".

Kendo · Kendo

Here a fun outside heater - here Fun - yes Practical - wellll ( It would keep you warm, with a smile on your face )

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

<Sorry Gals in advance............> An elderly married couple is lying in their RV bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read his book. As he is reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does t...

June · June

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? Because they are plugged into a genius 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? Because they don't have enough time 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? They don't stop to ask directions 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LAY ON THEIR BACKS...

Ontos45 · Ontos45

Edited. Never heard of them but told exist.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A married Irish man went into the confessional and said to the priest " I almost had an affair with another woman " . The priest said " what do you mean almost " The irishman said " well we got undressed and rubbed together , but then I stopped". The priest saiid that rub...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

TwoBeggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy. One Has a Cross in front of him; the other one is Holding the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money Into the Hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross. The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the thron...

kiwijims · kiwijims

A couple of "Snowbirds" in Florida. Senior moment! A situation calling for restraint. . . . Look again!These are the backs of the bar stools. WELL, it stunned me for a few moments --"Got to get these glasses fixed! " K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Tuesday 25th of August 2015 0...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Australian Barber An old drover walks into a barber shop in Black Stump Crossing, Northern Territories, for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the o...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The Senior Citizen Cheer! What do we want? Better memory! When do we want it? Want what? Aussie Paul.

Magnarc · Magnarc

In the UK recently they had a major road safety campaign. The slogan was "Wear white be seen at night" One of the locals decided to do the right thing so went out and got white shoes, white socks, white trousers, white shirt, white jacket, white tie and white hat. Donned his white togs that nig...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Plain Truth · Plain Truth

A Giraffe walked up to the bar and said "the highballs are on me" A Termite walked up to the bar and said "Where's the Bartender"

Yarra · Yarra

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.The ol...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

1....Rearrange these letters to form words: 1. PNEIS 2. BUTTSXE Sooooooooo, did you get 'SPINE'....and 'SUBTEXT'..?...<like I did> What do you mean you didn't.....?......what on earth are you pre-occupied with?.......... 2.Can you name three consecutive days withou...

Baggie · Baggie

Old Arthur went to the urologist for his annual prostate test, when he got to the surgery, the waiting room was filled so he made his way to the receptionist who was not at all attractive, built like a brick dunny & had a personality like a pregnant shark. He went up to her & gave his name. She repli...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

So there is this guy who thinks his wife is cheating on him, so one night he waits for her to leave then follows her in a taxi, only to find she is working in a brothel. So he says to the taxi driver " do you want to make $100 " sure says the driver what do I have to do. Just go in to the brothel and grab my...

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	The Agony of Aging (Preview) On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".	in transit	0	816	05:53 PM Aug 29, 2015 by in transit
	Fun outside fire (Preview) Here a fun outside heater - here Fun - yes Practical - wellll ( It would keep you warm, with a smile on your face )	Kendo	0	777	09:26 AM Aug 29, 2015 by Kendo
	Deodorant (Preview)	Possum3	0	796	09:14 AM Aug 29, 2015 by Possum3
	Bought a bike (Preview)	Possum3	0	796	09:08 AM Aug 29, 2015 by Possum3
	Fire Safety (Preview)	Possum3	2	717	11:59 PM Aug 28, 2015 by iana
	Foreplay...erotic story,....who says we males don't care, or take you for granted,.. as we get older??... (Preview) <Sorry Gals in advance............> An elderly married couple is lying in their RV bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read his book. As he is reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does t...	Goldfinger	1	2247	06:14 PM Aug 28, 2015 by SLUG
	The Why's of Men..... (Preview) 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? Because they are plugged into a genius 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? Because they don't have enough time 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? They don't stop to ask directions 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LAY ON THEIR BACKS...	June	6	1495	02:05 PM Aug 28, 2015 by Goldfinger
	A Flower xxx (Preview) Edited. Never heard of them but told exist.	Ontos45	2	861	01:02 PM Aug 28, 2015 by Hendo
	The love of the Irish (Preview) A married Irish man went into the confessional and said to the priest " I almost had an affair with another woman " . The priest said " what do you mean almost " The irishman said " well we got undressed and rubbed together , but then I stopped". The priest saiid that rub...	Woody n Sue	0	754	10:06 AM Aug 28, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Business is Business... (Preview) TwoBeggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy. One Has a Cross in front of him; the other one is Holding the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money Into the Hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross. The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the thron...	Gunsondeck	0	714	05:20 PM Aug 27, 2015 by Gunsondeck
	Snowbirds (Preview) A couple of "Snowbirds" in Florida. Senior moment! A situation calling for restraint. . . . Look again!These are the backs of the bar stools. WELL, it stunned me for a few moments --"Got to get these glasses fixed! " K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Tuesday 25th of August 2015 0...	kiwijims	10	1421	09:49 PM Aug 25, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Australian Barber... (Preview) Australian Barber An old drover walks into a barber shop in Black Stump Crossing, Northern Territories, for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the o...	Gunsondeck	3	1128	06:33 PM Aug 25, 2015 by Felicia
	Who remembers protests over the years? (Preview) The Senior Citizen Cheer! What do we want? Better memory! When do we want it? Want what? Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	821	06:30 PM Aug 25, 2015 by Felicia
	Good citizen (Preview) In the UK recently they had a major road safety campaign. The slogan was "Wear white be seen at night" One of the locals decided to do the right thing so went out and got white shoes, white socks, white trousers, white shirt, white jacket, white tie and white hat. Donned his white togs that nig...	Magnarc	2	1052	09:43 AM Aug 25, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Never tell porkies to a kid (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	804	06:11 PM Aug 24, 2015 by Felicia
	animal joke (Preview) A Giraffe walked up to the bar and said "the highballs are on me" A Termite walked up to the bar and said "Where's the Bartender"	Plain Truth	0	743	05:42 PM Aug 23, 2015 by Plain Truth
	SEX AND GOOD GRAMMAR (Preview) On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.The ol...	Yarra	2	1083	05:36 PM Aug 23, 2015 by Plain Truth
	Word Fun...... (Preview) 1....Rearrange these letters to form words: 1. PNEIS 2. BUTTSXE Sooooooooo, did you get 'SPINE'....and 'SUBTEXT'..?...<like I did> What do you mean you didn't.....?......what on earth are you pre-occupied with?.......... 2.Can you name three consecutive days withou...	Goldfinger	0	779	03:44 PM Aug 23, 2015 by Goldfinger
	Prostate exam (Preview) Old Arthur went to the urologist for his annual prostate test, when he got to the surgery, the waiting room was filled so he made his way to the receptionist who was not at all attractive, built like a brick dunny & had a personality like a pregnant shark. He went up to her & gave his name. She repli...	Baggie	0	726	09:16 AM Aug 23, 2015 by Baggie
	This guy thought his wife was cheating on him (Preview) So there is this guy who thinks his wife is cheating on him, so one night he waits for her to leave then follows her in a taxi, only to find she is working in a brothel. So he says to the taxi driver " do you want to make $100 " sure says the driver what do I have to do. Just go in to the brothel and grab my...	Woody n Sue	0	881	08:09 PM Aug 20, 2015 by Woody n Sue
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