Just Joking

SLUG · SLUG

What did the leper say to the prostitute?"Keep the tip"

SLUG · SLUG

A pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He asks for some rum. The bartender says, "Yes, but sir, do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate says, "Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

HOOK · HOOK

The Doo crew · The Doo crew

Aussie style.

The Doo crew · The Doo crew

Done a runner!!

reglynn · reglynn

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's do...

Vic41 · Vic41

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action.. as it gallops along at its steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for t...

reglynn · reglynn

He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again...back and forth...back and forth...in and out. She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back. She was ge...

Joe50 · Joe50

Why Ethel Changed Motels Last week, Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calli...

Vic41 · Vic41

Fable of the Porcupine It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions. After a w...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

DIVORCE vs. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husba...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Gotta love us seniors During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."...

Vic41 · Vic41

I went to school and was told: PUSSY meant a CAT SEX meant GENDER BITCH was a FEMALE DOG DICK was a NAME BANG was a SOUND RUBBER was an ERASER ASS was an ANIMAL SCREW was just a TOOL HEAD meant a part of BODY BALLS meant a round TOY NUTS meant DRYFRUIT 69 was just a NUMBER... Then I got friends like you and all my Ed...

Vic41 · Vic41

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barbers chair, eating a muffin while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies, "I'm gonna get boobs...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Jonny's little experimentA teacher at an infant school is doing a science lesson and asks all the children to perform an experiment of their own choosing. After the children have been busy for a few minutes, she gets to the desk of little Johnny. Johnny has a spider on his desk and she asks what he was doi...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Who Invented Sex?. A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture. Over coffee, the Greek says "Well, we built the Parthenon." The Italian replies "We built the Coliseum."The Greek retorts "We Greeks gave bi...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "...

Vic41 · Vic41

Dog For Sale . Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name,Ho Lee Schitt.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A true Scotsman This is a true classic.. A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." "...

SLUG · SLUG

http://www.flixxy.com/darcy-oakes-jaw-dropping-dove-illusions-britains-got-talent-2014.htm

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	the leper (Preview) What did the leper say to the prostitute?"Keep the tip"	SLUG	0	486	10:04 PM Oct 24, 2014 by SLUG
	the pirate (Preview) A pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He asks for some rum. The bartender says, "Yes, but sir, do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate says, "Arr! It's driving me nuts!"	SLUG	0	551	10:02 PM Oct 24, 2014 by SLUG
	sexy halloween attire (Preview)	HOOK	0	1181	02:03 PM Oct 24, 2014 by HOOK
	Aussie Burqa (Preview) Aussie style.	The Doo crew	0	616	08:56 AM Oct 24, 2014 by The Doo crew
	Escape (Preview) Done a runner!!	The Doo crew	1	560	07:10 AM Oct 24, 2014 by Woody n Sue
	Elmo (Preview) There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's do...	reglynn	2	549	07:08 AM Oct 24, 2014 by Woody n Sue
	Horseback Riding.... (Preview) A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action.. as it gallops along at its steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for t...	Vic41	1	822	09:05 PM Oct 23, 2014 by Dunmowin
	50 Shades in REVERSE (Preview) He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again...back and forth...back and forth...in and out. She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back. She was ge...	reglynn	0	923	09:59 AM Oct 23, 2014 by reglynn
	Why Ethel changed motels (Preview) Why Ethel Changed Motels Last week, Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calli...	Joe50	0	740	11:40 PM Oct 17, 2014 by Joe50
	Fable Of The Porcupine.... (Preview) Fable of the Porcupine It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions. After a w...	Vic41	0	638	03:19 PM Oct 17, 2014 by Vic41
	Perscription;; (Preview) DIVORCE vs. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husba...	justcruisin01	0	687	07:39 PM Oct 16, 2014 by justcruisin01
	SENIORS;; (Preview) Gotta love us seniors During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."...	justcruisin01	0	735	07:33 PM Oct 16, 2014 by justcruisin01
	Education... (Preview) I went to school and was told: PUSSY meant a CAT SEX meant GENDER BITCH was a FEMALE DOG DICK was a NAME BANG was a SOUND RUBBER was an ERASER ASS was an ANIMAL SCREW was just a TOOL HEAD meant a part of BODY BALLS meant a round TOY NUTS meant DRYFRUIT 69 was just a NUMBER... Then I got friends like you and all my Ed...	Vic41	1	818	04:15 PM Oct 16, 2014 by JRH
	Haircut.... (Preview) A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barbers chair, eating a muffin while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies, "I'm gonna get boobs...	Vic41	0	686	07:05 PM Oct 15, 2014 by Vic41
	Little jonny (Preview) Jonny's little experimentA teacher at an infant school is doing a science lesson and asks all the children to perform an experiment of their own choosing. After the children have been busy for a few minutes, she gets to the desk of little Johnny. Johnny has a spider on his desk and she asks what he was doi...	Woody n Sue	1	841	07:02 PM Oct 15, 2014 by Vic41
	Who Invented Sex? (Preview) Who Invented Sex?. A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture. Over coffee, the Greek says "Well, we built the Parthenon." The Italian replies "We built the Coliseum."The Greek retorts "We Greeks gave bi...	Gunsondeck	0	1232	05:23 PM Oct 13, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Sense of Values (Preview) An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "...	Gunsondeck	5	1366	11:55 AM Oct 13, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Dog For Sale... (Preview) Dog For Sale . Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name,Ho Lee Schitt.	Vic41	4	845	11:28 AM Oct 13, 2014 by Vic41
	A Scottish Love Story.... (Preview) A true Scotsman This is a true classic.. A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." "...	aussie_paul	0	1193	09:55 PM Oct 11, 2014 by aussie_paul
	NO WAY ! You gotta see this one for sure! (Preview) http://www.flixxy.com/darcy-oakes-jaw-dropping-dove-illusions-britains-got-talent-2014.htm	SLUG	2	1198	08:39 PM Oct 11, 2014 by grahos
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