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Favourite movie test
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DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOVIE LIST FIRST....JUST DO THE MATH....THEN LOOK The Movie Test This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out to be 'Raiders of the Lost Ark.' I was surprised how this worked. Be honest and don't look at the movie list till you have done the math! Try this test and find out wha...
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Douglas Leigh
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Two golfers
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These two guys loved to have a round of golf together whenever they could fit it in their normal working schedules. Well, this particular day they were well into their game when there were two ladies up in front holding a conversation on the next hole & the guys waited & waited for them to have th...
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Baggie
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Viagra (just a little naughty)
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An elderly gentleman walked into his doctors office and told the doctor he needed some Viagra. The doctor said at your age, to which he replied I've gotta give it a go Doc. The doctor advised him he would give him a script for one issue of four tablets and to come back in a month for a checkup. The elderly gen...
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Moorey
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The Pastor's Donkey
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The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in an...
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Brenda and Alan
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Three golfers
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Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway.Sixty is the WORST age to be, said the sixty-year-old man. You always feel like you have to pee. But most of the time, nothing happens!Ah, thats nothing, said the seventy-year-old man. When youre seventy, you dont have bowel movements anymore. You...
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Age catches up with us all
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Interesting perspective - can anyone come up with a tune for them all:
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D and D
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A giggle for the ladies..
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LOVE this story/joke...
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Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple o...
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For those who enjoy adult colouring ...
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Cadpete
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Twins
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A Spaniard guy's wife had twin boys, He called one Jose' and the other Jose B. Daft aint it?
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Magnarc
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THE SUSPICIOUS WIFE
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A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the Maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the Maid home for the weekend & didn't tell the husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: "Excuse me...
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Douglas Leigh
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Heaven
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Mike and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years.Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the las...
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Yarra
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At least he tried
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I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, I arose early, made her a...
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D and D
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Do you fish hunt or smoke
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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
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Woody n Sue
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Economic Models Explained With Cows
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SOCIALISM; You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM; You have 2 cows. Th...
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Pick on Blondes day!!!
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DISNEYLANDTwo blondes were going to Disneyland.They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said "Disneyland LEFT"They started crying and turned around and went home.FLORIDA OR MOONTwo blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says...
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Why prejudice and bigotry are foolish.....
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A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair. He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish. So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: 'drinks for everyone in her...
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rockylizard
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Is there so,some under my bed
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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under It. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the...
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Woody n Sue
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Which thermometer
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Woody n Sue
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The confession
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An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession. He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wond...
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