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ANOTHER IRISH ONE
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Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV.Seamus shook his head and asked, "Whoi t'e hell do they do that?" "Do what?" asked Mick. "Go on them boikes for moiles and moiles, up and down t'e hills, round t'e bends. Day After day, week after week. No mat...
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THE WIFES NEW RIDE ON LAWN MOWER
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WIFE'S LAWN MOWER FOR SALE > > > > HERES THE STORY. ITS STILL HARD TO BELIEVE THE WAY IT > > TURNED OUT > > > > MY WIFE'S RIDING ON LAWN MOWER IS NOW FOR SALE ! > > > > MY WIFE SAID SHE WANTED A RIDING ON LAWN MOWER. > > > > SHE WORKS ALL DAY AND WAS ALWAYS TI...
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JOKES - ENJOY!
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'After a few seconds, Little Harold stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Harold?''No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by...
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An Arab had spent
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An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that even his camel died of thirst. He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him He cr...
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Testicle Therapy..
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down t...
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Seniors Sexting....
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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you a...
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Things that took me many many years to learn
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1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between &quo...
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Jewish Grandmother
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A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside and the elevator is on t...
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THE IRISH AGAIN
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Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit bac...
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AGOOD LAUGH
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Subject: CATHOLIC HAIR DRYER READ ON------------------------- You Don't HAVE TO BE CATHOLIC TO THINK THIS IS FUNNY! THIS IS PRICELESS! This is VERY clever! OH, THE POWER IN WORDS... In parochial school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised that usi...
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over 60 using face book
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Should I Really Join Facebook? (Priceless)A good laugh for people in the over 60 Group! When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed...
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Wife's Nickname
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I was listening to the radio this morning when the HostInvited callers to reveal the nick-names they had for their wives.The best call was from a brave chap who called his wife, "Harvey Norman"The Host asked him why that name?He replied: "Absolutely no interest for 36 months!!!!!...
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Dear Dad.
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Dear Dad London is wonderful, the people are really nice and I do like it here, but Dad, I am a little ashamed arriving at my college in my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB, when all my teachers, and many fellow students, travel by train. Your son, Nasser Next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail My dear loving...
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Unshakeable Facts.....
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1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it. 2. Women love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. 3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but havin...
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Seniors Wedding....
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An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finan...
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CONQUER THE SCOTS...
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Edward Longshanks (Edward I of England) comes to Scotland to conquer the Scots. He brings 4,000 men with him. As he nears the battlefield, there suddenly appears a solitary figure on the crest of the hill, a short, ginger-haired guy in a kilt. 'Hammer O the Scots?' yells the wee Scottish guy on the hill...
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Sparky (Electrician) Goes To Heaven....
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A Sparky ('Electrician' Royalty of all Trades) dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand. Jus...
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The Flasher
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Three old women sitting on a park bench, when a flasher walked up to them and did his thing, Two of the women had a stroke, The third couldn't reach Well i thought it was funny
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A major International company
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A major International company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people from different parts of the world. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer w...
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Bar Joke
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A nun, a priest, an Irishman, an Australian, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?".
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