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Peterpan · Peterpan

Longest Nerve In The BodyDid you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?It's called the Anal-Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a ****ty outlook on life.If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your bottom and see if it doesn't bring a tear to y...

Duh · Duh

DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER: Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day? Man: Yes. Lady Interviewer: How much a day? Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon. Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost? Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli. Lady Interviewer: And h...

sarg · sarg

Wifes Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had madePlans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I wasShopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he wasUpset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made nComment on it. Conversation wasnt flowing, so I suggThat we go some...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

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Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

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sarg · sarg

This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny! The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here s...

jimbo · jimbo

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven....... At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be. The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *p...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

Stop Showing off I know its your walking stick... -- Edited by Hoodathunkit on Thursday 9th of May 2013 03:10:24 PM

sarg · sarg

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied, 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said, 'When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the n...

sarg · sarg

An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately I have forgotten to zip up.' 'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'

sarg · sarg

Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriagecertificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'

jimbo · jimbo

There's a touch of irony here! A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments."My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one."Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee."&quo...

sarg · sarg

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn'...

sarg · sarg

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers, decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one, - and I can't wait! -------------------------...

rockylizard · rockylizard

sarg · sarg

Kevin had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this!Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Kevin: Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what...

Possum3 · Possum3

man 1. ------------ board Ans. = man overboard Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. stand 2. ------------ i Ans. = I understand OK . Got the drift ? Let's try a few now and see how you fare ? 3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ Ans. = reading between the lines 4. r road ...

jules47 · jules47

Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active! 1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May....What was the third child 's name? 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wea...

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	Learn something new. (Preview) Longest Nerve In The BodyDid you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?It's called the Anal-Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a ****ty outlook on life.If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your bottom and see if it doesn't bring a tear to y...	Peterpan	1	532	11:37 PM May 12, 2013 by mongrel
	Beer Drinking Logic (Preview) DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER: Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day? Man: Yes. Lady Interviewer: How much a day? Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon. Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost? Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli. Lady Interviewer: And h...	Duh	1	699	07:03 PM May 11, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Diaries (Preview) Wifes Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had madePlans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I wasShopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he wasUpset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made nComment on it. Conversation wasnt flowing, so I suggThat we go some...	sarg	1	525	06:36 PM May 10, 2013 by dazren
	oldies again... (Preview)	Hoodathunkit	0	615	09:57 PM May 9, 2013 by Hoodathunkit
	more oldies (Preview)	Hoodathunkit	0	474	09:55 PM May 9, 2013 by Hoodathunkit
	Oldies (Preview)	Hoodathunkit	0	594	09:52 PM May 9, 2013 by Hoodathunkit
	love the oldies (Preview)	Hoodathunkit	2	547	03:36 AM May 10, 2013 by pauline
	MAKING A BABY (Preview) This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny! The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here s...	sarg	2	655	02:37 AM May 10, 2013 by jules47
	Three Nuns (Preview) Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven....... At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be. The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *p...	jimbo	4	705	12:01 AM May 10, 2013 by Peterpan
	final oldies... (Preview) Stop Showing off I know its your walking stick... -- Edited by Hoodathunkit on Thursday 9th of May 2013 03:10:24 PM	Hoodathunkit	0	515	02:59 PM May 9, 2013 by Hoodathunkit
	Husbands are husbands (Preview) A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied, 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said, 'When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the n...	sarg	0	509	03:15 AM May 9, 2013 by sarg
	Senility (Preview) An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately I have forgotten to zip up.' 'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'	sarg	0	561	03:11 AM May 9, 2013 by sarg
	MARRIAGE (Preview) Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriagecertificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'	sarg	0	487	03:09 AM May 9, 2013 by sarg
	Getting Old (Preview) There's a touch of irony here! A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments."My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one."Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee."&quo...	jimbo	2	683	05:19 AM May 9, 2013 by Wombat 280
	Another reason to fly Southwest (Preview) A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn'...	sarg	0	632	06:00 PM May 7, 2013 by sarg
	HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP (Preview) DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers, decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one, - and I can't wait! -------------------------...	sarg	2	970	09:01 PM May 6, 2013 by kandagal
	Ikea (Preview)	rockylizard	1	654	06:58 PM May 6, 2013 by GaryKelly
	SHINGLES (Preview) *Kevin had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this!Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Kevin:* Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what...**	sarg	0	638	12:41 AM May 6, 2013 by sarg
	Brain Teasers (Preview) man 1. ------------ board Ans. = man overboard Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. stand 2. ------------ i Ans. = I understand OK . Got the drift ? Let's try a few now and see how you fare ? 3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ Ans. = reading between the lines 4. r road ...	Possum3	3	704	03:54 PM May 5, 2013 by Kaid
	Keeping active in old age - (Preview) *Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active!* 1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May....What was the third child 's name? 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wea...	jules47	4	1468	11:35 PM May 4, 2013 by GaryKelly
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