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Hurls · Hurls

MARRIAGE HUMOR Marriage Humor Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificatefor an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.' ------------------------------- Wife : ...

Hurls · Hurls

CHECK FOR ALZHEIMER'S The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry atHarvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3....

Hurls · Hurls

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.King David After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.Sasha Guitry By all means marry.If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.If you get a bad o...

kiwijims · kiwijims

THE NEW AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEMAustralians all let us rejoice The weekend now is near We've worked all bloody week for this Dear God let's get a beer. Our desks abound in paperwork Our hands are stained with ink In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage Advance to Friday drinks!! With joyful strains,...

kiwijims · kiwijims

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dads way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitchers mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!" One of the other bo...

kiwijims · kiwijims

An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work." The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking...

Vic41 · Vic41

Vic41 · Vic41

Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport , President Obama strides out to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London , where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buck...

Vic41 · Vic41

sarg · sarg

After an alleged visit to the Pleasure Parlour Federal politician Craig Thomson allegedly notices green lumps on his willy. So, off he goes to the doctor. Thats serious, says the doc. You know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears? Yes, says Thomson, nodding seriously. Well, says the doc, youve got b...

sarg · sarg

After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin .In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image staring back at him.'How 'bout that! he exclaims, 'Here's a pictu...

rosco532 · rosco532

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath,but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," sh...

Joe50 · Joe50

The Australian Taxation Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. ATO Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been wi...

Cowboy7307 · Cowboy7307

Suck baby suck blows only an expression

Vic41 · Vic41

A man was a train passenger, minding his own business, when the gorgeous young woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, Eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five minutes later, the baby was sti...

Russue · Russue

Vic41 · Vic41

Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub. Mick says to Paddy, ' I can't be bothered to walk all dat way.' 'I know,' says Paddy, but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.' 'We could steal a bus from the depot,' Mick suggests. They arrive at the bus depot and Mick tells Paddy to go i...

rosco532 · rosco532

Why a wife should trust her husband ... generally !! ONE MUST NEITHER PRESUME NOR ASSUME!! *There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband.* The wife comes home late at night from a night out with the girls. She quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the sheets she sees four leg...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives? Little Johnny answered: Drin-king, smo-king, and bon-king.

graham (chickenman) · graham (chickenman)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAOq99LdsoY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKzF9l1UMXQ

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	MARRIAGE HUMOR (Preview) MARRIAGE HUMOR Marriage Humor Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificatefor an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.' ------------------------------- Wife : ...	Hurls	0	797	07:01 PM Jun 15, 2014 by Hurls
	CHECK FOR ALZHEIMER'S (Preview) CHECK FOR ALZHEIMER'S The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry atHarvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3....	Hurls	0	567	07:00 PM Jun 15, 2014 by Hurls
	Some Wise Words on Marriage (Preview) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.King David After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.Sasha Guitry By all means marry.If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.If you get a bad o...	Hurls	0	1447	06:59 PM Jun 15, 2014 by Hurls
	The Working Mans Anthem (Preview) THE NEW AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEMAustralians all let us rejoice The weekend now is near We've worked all bloody week for this Dear God let's get a beer. Our desks abound in paperwork Our hands are stained with ink In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage Advance to Friday drinks!! With joyful strains,...	kiwijims	0	746	01:08 PM Jun 15, 2014 by kiwijims
	My Dad's the fastest (Preview) Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dads way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitchers mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!" One of the other bo...	kiwijims	0	702	12:53 PM Jun 15, 2014 by kiwijims
	Award winning joke (Preview) An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work." The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking...	kiwijims	6	1719	09:03 AM Jun 15, 2014 by bill12
	Some women know how to parallel park..... (Preview)	Vic41	15	1106	08:59 AM Jun 15, 2014 by bill12
	Obama meets the Queen... (Preview) Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport , President Obama strides out to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London , where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buck...	Vic41	0	746	01:42 AM Jun 15, 2014 by Vic41
	Longest Password..... (Preview)	Vic41	5	940	11:10 PM Jun 14, 2014 by Kendo
	OUCH !!!!!! (Preview) After an alleged visit to the Pleasure Parlour Federal politician Craig Thomson allegedly notices green lumps on his willy. So, off he goes to the doctor. Thats serious, says the doc. You know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears? Yes, says Thomson, nodding seriously. Well, says the doc, youve got b...	sarg	0	622	08:29 PM Jun 14, 2014 by sarg
	THE IRISH MIRROR (Preview) *After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin .In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image staring back at him.'How 'bout that! he exclaims, 'Here's a pictu...*	sarg	0	763	08:26 PM Jun 14, 2014 by sarg
	Bath Night In Scotland (Preview) *A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath,but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to,* she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," sh...**	rosco532	5	1305	11:36 AM Jun 14, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	The taxman commeth (Preview) The Australian Taxation Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. ATO Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been wi...	Joe50	0	709	05:52 PM Jun 13, 2014 by Joe50
	Heard some where (Preview) Suck baby suck blows only an expression	Cowboy7307	0	727	06:59 PM Jun 12, 2014 by Cowboy7307
	Milk Train..... (Preview) A man was a train passenger, minding his own business, when the gorgeous young woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, Eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five minutes later, the baby was sti...	Vic41	2	773	04:15 PM Jun 12, 2014 by Vic41
	Seems Fitting (Preview)	Russue	0	723	07:30 PM Jun 10, 2014 by Russue
	Mick & Paddy..... (Preview) Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub. Mick says to Paddy, ' I can't be bothered to walk all dat way.' 'I know,' says Paddy, but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.' 'We could steal a bus from the depot,' Mick suggests. They arrive at the bus depot and Mick tells Paddy to go i...	Vic41	0	686	08:55 PM Jun 9, 2014 by Vic41
	Why a wife should trust her husband ... generally !! (Preview) Why a wife should trust her husband ... generally !! ONE MUST NEITHER PRESUME NOR ASSUME!! There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband. The wife comes home late at night from a night out with the girls. She quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the sheets she sees four leg...	rosco532	0	773	05:23 PM Jun 9, 2014 by rosco532
	Little Johny again..... (Preview) Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives? Little Johnny answered: Drin-king, smo-king, and bon-king.	aussie_paul	1	856	07:01 AM Jun 9, 2014 by sarg
	ust a couple of funnies from King billy cokebottle (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAOq99LdsoY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKzF9l1UMXQ	graham (chickenman)	0	976	07:19 PM Jun 8, 2014 by graham (chickenman)
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