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copper1 · copper1

An Asian woman goes in to her local National Australia Bank Branch and begins exchanging her money. After the transaction is complete she asks the teller 'Why it change, yesterday I get two hunat dollar for my money, today I only get hunat eighty?' The teller looked over his glasses and says very slowl...

copper1 · copper1

'Hello, is this the police?' 'Yes it is. How can we help you?' 'I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding Cocaine inside his firewood!' 'Thank you very much for the call.' The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers. They search the house and then go out to...

Hurls · Hurls

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 AM and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really...

Ontos45 · Ontos45

THESE REALLY WORK!! AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPL...

Joe50 · Joe50

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition.Here are the winners:1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject fin...

copper1 · copper1

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of Fruit Loops, the sweet with the hole in it. He gave all the children the same kind of loop, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour. The children began to say: Red..............

sarg · sarg

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cold beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?" The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, Sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am...

copper1 · copper1

The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, This is amazing. How do you do it at y...

copper1 · copper1

For all excited people. hope it works

copper1 · copper1

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard...

copper1 · copper1

A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him panca...

copper1 · copper1

Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot...

sarg · sarg

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smi...

copper1 · copper1

I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw the missis walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an absolute age but eventually there she was - stood beside me. ...

spida · spida

tonyd · tonyd

A cabbie picks up a Nun in San Francisco. She gets into the cab, andnotices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask,but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I a...

astroid60 · astroid60

copper1 · copper1

copper1 · copper1

A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the cop kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enoug...

D and D · D and D

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Exchange Rate (Preview) An Asian woman goes in to her local National Australia Bank Branch and begins exchanging her money. After the transaction is complete she asks the teller 'Why it change, yesterday I get two hunat dollar for my money, today I only get hunat eighty?' The teller looked over his glasses and says very slowl...	copper1	1	601	04:09 PM Nov 19, 2013 by sarg
	MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE (Preview) 'Hello, is this the police?' 'Yes it is. How can we help you?' 'I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding Cocaine inside his firewood!' 'Thank you very much for the call.' The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers. They search the house and then go out to...	copper1	2	820	05:48 AM Nov 19, 2013 by dazren
	Late Night Lecture (Preview) An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 AM and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really...	Hurls	1	1188	05:31 AM Nov 19, 2013 by dazren
	Home Remedies (Preview) THESE REALLY WORK!! AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPL...	Ontos45	1	1127	02:55 AM Nov 19, 2013 by D and D
	Clever wordsmithing (Preview) The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition.Here are the winners:1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject fin...	Joe50	1	807	06:01 PM Nov 18, 2013 by Ontos45
	Class Test (Preview) A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of Fruit Loops, the sweet with the hole in it. He gave all the children the same kind of loop, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour. The children began to say: Red..............	copper1	0	597	06:00 AM Nov 18, 2013 by copper1
	CATHOLIC SHAMPOO... (Preview) Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cold beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?" The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, Sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am...	sarg	0	731	05:43 AM Nov 18, 2013 by sarg
	Keep the Motor Running (Preview) The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, This is amazing. How do you do it at y...	copper1	0	583	04:36 AM Nov 18, 2013 by copper1
	Mental Health Test (Preview) For all excited people. hope it works	copper1	5	1036	06:50 AM Nov 18, 2013 by copper1
	Personal Add (Preview) A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard...	copper1	1	761	06:43 AM Nov 18, 2013 by sarg
	Small Penis (Preview) A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him panca...	copper1	0	891	04:52 AM Nov 17, 2013 by copper1
	Gunshot Wound (Preview) Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot...	copper1	0	791	05:08 AM Nov 16, 2013 by copper1
	THE ZIPPER (Preview) In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smi...	sarg	1	730	04:55 AM Nov 16, 2013 by copper1
	Our Big Day (Preview) I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw the missis walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an absolute age but eventually there she was - stood beside me. ...	copper1	2	711	07:05 AM Nov 15, 2013 by D and D
	old age (Preview)	spida	1	695	07:01 AM Nov 15, 2013 by D and D
	The cabbie and the nun (Preview) A cabbie picks up a Nun in San Francisco. She gets into the cab, andnotices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask,but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I a...	tonyd	0	705	08:00 AM Nov 14, 2013 by tonyd
	Paper (Preview)	astroid60	1	773	03:31 PM Nov 14, 2013 by rockylizard
	Meanwhile in Australia (Preview)	copper1	0	796	06:57 AM Nov 14, 2013 by copper1
	Motorcycle Cop (Preview) A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the cop kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enoug...	copper1	2	853	05:33 AM Nov 14, 2013 by copper1
	Looking for the choppers (Preview)	D and D	2	771	07:54 PM Nov 13, 2013 by PeterS
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