When this notice is under water it is unsafe to cross the river at this point.
STERILITY is hereditary. If your parents and grandparents didnt have any children, the chances are you wont either.
BRIDGET once entered a competition to predict the final score in an All-Ireland rugby football final.First prize was two tickets to the match.
MICK was asked, what his favourite drink was, to which he replied, The next one.
PASSENGERS hit by cancelled trains (newspaper)
ANY time he saw a rainbow, Dinny used to remark to his passengers,
The rainbow is not an optical illusion, it only looks like one.
IN THE magistrates court, Pat was charged with poaching a pair of rabbits.In defence he stated, Sure, the field from where I took them was alive with dead rabbits!
