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Speech therapist
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A very attractive female speech therapist was presented with three young Irishmen, all of whom stuttered. She spent many long hours working with them both individually and as a group. She tried everything in the book. Finally, totally perplexed by their lack of progress she exclaimed, "Pad...
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Old Robert..
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Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night togetherAfter the weddin...
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Aussie day merchandise
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3
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The Inspiration for Boeing assembly line
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhwywXbbMDE
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Craig1
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It's a curse!
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727
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Golden Globes Gift Bag Worth $500K Actually Just a Mix of Staple Grocery Items From Woolies
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https://theshovel.com.au/2024/01/09/golden-globes-gift-bag-worth-500k-actually-grocery-items-from-woolies/
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dorian
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I always thought it was the elves
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https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-wales-67907306
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dorian
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Robbed-Again
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Sorry, I need to vent!I experienced the absolute WORST customer service earlier today at a store by me.At the moment, I'm not going to mention the name of the store because I'm not sure how I'm going to address this situationSo, this past Thursday, I bought something from this store. I paid cash...
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Craig1
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Not I it is We
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Southern Cruizer
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752
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Ram or Dodge?
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Southern Cruizer
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MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE..
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A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. Af...
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881
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Not in the mood
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4
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A bit reluctant
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699
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Extra large condoms
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A beautiful blonde woman approaches a pharmacist and asks, Do you have extra-large condoms?The pharmacist replies, Yes, aisle 11.The blonde goes to the aisle, but about 30 minutes later she is still looking at the condoms. The pharmacist calls over to her, Do you need some help?The woman replies, N...
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Headache from last night.......here's why
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Bobdown
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Honest Officer
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67HR
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Poor wee bugger
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67HR
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Hand job
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. Can I help you? she asks. I was wondering, whispers the man. Are you th...
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So there I was..
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Dead rooster
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Little Billy came home from school to see the familys pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in, and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.When his Dad came home, Billy said, Dad, our roosters dead, and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?His fath...
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