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GOD IS GOOD (a womans view)
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Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! It turns out that Dave had read an article that said, 'Wives who w...
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HITCH HICKERS;
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HITCH HIKERS ON THE NULLABOR Two Aboriginals were riding along the highway on a motorbike. They broke down and started trying to hitch a lift. A friendly trucker (Wilko) stopped to see if he could help and they asked him for a lift. He told them he had no room in the rig because he was carrying 20,000 law...
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PASSION!
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Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred's Transit panel van when suddenly Fiona (being a bit on the kinky side) yells out: "Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!"Fred, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration...
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EXPLANATION!
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A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce ri...
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Sex after Death
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Connie....Connie. " ... "Is that you, Joe?&qu...
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FADING MEMORY
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JOB INTERVIEW
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Irishman in the Elevator
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IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down at the Irishman and says: "7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turn...
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Cute
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Subject: SHOULD BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE Really a cute one! Just like any child playing in water and mud. http://www.youtube.com/embed/bu_E2f0mQmI?rel=0 Full Screen - Sound On!
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Would be a worry!
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Eye catching
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eye'd reckon A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reached ou...
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The Old priest!
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In a Sydney Nursing home an old priest lay dying. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nations capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.Yes, Father? said the nurse. I would really like to see Julia Gillard and Wayne Swan before I die,whispered the priest. Ill see what I can do, Fath...
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Italian Alter Boy
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'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl . . .' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Dominic Savino?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.'"Well, Dominic, I'm sure to find out her name soon...
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How to make a Redneck Turtle Burger
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http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/04/05/how-to-make-redneck-turtle-burger/?intcmp=trending&utm_source=crowdignite.com&utm_medium=referral&u...
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Vaseline
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Vaseline & Sex A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I...
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TWO OLD DIGGERS.
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Two old Diggers are drinking in a bar. > > One says: "Did you know that Lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?" > > "Aw sh*t," says his friend, > > "and I just joined Rotary"
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THE BROTHEL;
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The Brothel" The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked. The man replied, "I want to see Valerie." "Sir, Valerie is one of our most ex...
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HISTORY
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A LITTLE HISTORY LESSON FROM GREECE.I DIDNT KNOW THIS, BUT WANTED TO SPREAD THE WISDOM AROUND TO ALL MY FRIENDS. Licentia, a slave call girl from Sardinia, was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic competition and weeklong festival 2500 years ago in Greece.In those days, believe it or n...
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Learn something new.
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Longest Nerve In The BodyDid you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?It's called the Anal-Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a ****ty outlook on life.If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your bottom and see if it doesn't bring a tear to y...
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Beer Drinking Logic
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DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER: Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day? Man: Yes. Lady Interviewer: How much a day? Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon. Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost? Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli. Lady Interviewer: And h...
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