Just Joking

Pinto · Pinto

A man walks into a pub where the only customer was another man sat at the bar with a dog beside him. " Does your dog bite? " asks the man " No" replied the seated man, so he reaches over and gently pats the dog on the head. Immediately the dog lunges forward and savages the mans hand .&qu...

Pinto · Pinto

Q:wanna hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in mud. Q:wanna hear a clean joke? a horse took a bath with bubbles. Q:wanna hear another dirty joke? bubbles was the horse next door ...

Pinto · Pinto

What has 104 teeth and holds back a monster ?? My Zipper !!!

petengail · petengail

Apparently the new pope is having problems setting up his bank details for his wages. There is a problem with his paypal account.

hokianga · hokianga

I was in in the public restroom I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?" Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?" Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?...

Apprentice Nomad · Apprentice Nomad

Has anyone stayed at Kingaroy Showgrounds recently? What is it like? Also any advice on freecamping spots between Toowoomba/Dalby/Kingaroy. Maiden journey

Terry · Terry

Does'nt get any better than this - 2013 COLLINGWOOD MEMBERSHIP Q. Two Collingwood supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins?A. Society. Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as protection during sex?A. Bus shelter. Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as a contraceptive? A. His personali...

hokianga · hokianga

There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?&q...

Pinto · Pinto

Three race horses are taking in a stable. One of them starts to boast, In the last 20 races, Ive won 13 of them! The second says, Well in the last 27 races, Ive won 18!! Thats pretty good says the third one but in the last 36 races, Ive won 27! and he flicks his tail. Looking around, they notice that a greyhound...

hokianga · hokianga

Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?" The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"

GaryKelly · GaryKelly

X Rated Rabbit.

Pinto · Pinto

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goe...

Recoup · Recoup

Bob a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyones's socks off with her youthful looks and charm. She hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His mates at the cl...

barina · barina

Always good to see that authorities are on the lookup for the sly use of inappropriate language! Only the Brits could get away with this. And the lovely lady is Minnie Driver. http://www.tvweek.com/viral-video/5/

Magnarc · Magnarc

Pat and Mick were walking down the village street when they met the priest. "Hello there boys", says the father. "Hello father" they reply. "Are you doing anythin today?" "No father" "I wonder if you could do a little job for me?" 'Sure we will...

vk6tnc · vk6tnc

My Bum Hurts......What ?

Plendo · Plendo

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise shipand orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says'I'm on this cruise to celebratemy 80th birthday and it's today.'The bartender says'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.In fact, this one is on me.'As the woma...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

spida · spida

Health Care The Australian Medical Association has weighed in on Prime Minister Julia Gillard's new health care proposals. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

I was sitting at the computer the other day & called out to my wife, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU LOVE!" SHE SHOUTED BACK "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY BASTARD!!

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	The dog (Preview) A man walks into a pub where the only customer was another man sat at the bar with a dog beside him. " Does your dog bite? " asks the man " No" replied the seated man, so he reaches over and gently pats the dog on the head. Immediately the dog lunges forward and savages the mans hand .&qu...	Pinto	0	772	10:13 PM Apr 5, 2013 by Pinto
	Horsey joke. (Preview) Q:wanna hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in mud. Q:wanna hear a clean joke? a horse took a bath with bubbles. Q:wanna hear another dirty joke? bubbles was the horse next door ...	Pinto	0	625	09:58 PM Apr 5, 2013 by Pinto
	Oh my. (Preview) What has 104 teeth and holds back a monster ?? My Zipper !!!	Pinto	1	684	11:56 PM Apr 5, 2013 by jules47
	New Pope (Preview) Apparently the new pope is having problems setting up his bank details for his wages. There is a problem with his paypal account.	petengail	4	723	08:42 PM Apr 4, 2013 by JamesW
	Toilet humour (Preview) I was in in the public restroom I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?" Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?" Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?...	hokianga	2	812	07:37 PM Apr 4, 2013 by mongrel
	Kingaroy Showgrounds Camping (Preview) Has anyone stayed at Kingaroy Showgrounds recently? What is it like? Also any advice on freecamping spots between Toowoomba/Dalby/Kingaroy. Maiden journey	Apprentice Nomad	6	1570	01:35 AM Apr 4, 2013 by JRH
	2013 Collingwood Membership (Preview) Does'nt get any better than this - 2013 COLLINGWOOD MEMBERSHIP Q. Two Collingwood supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins?A. Society. Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as protection during sex?A. Bus shelter. Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as a contraceptive? A. His personali...	Terry	1	727	12:42 AM Apr 4, 2013 by petengail
	The Cowboy (Preview) There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?&q...	hokianga	1	630	04:28 PM Apr 3, 2013 by spida
	Horses for courses (Preview) Three race horses are taking in a stable. One of them starts to boast, In the last 20 races, Ive won 13 of them! The second says, Well in the last 27 races, Ive won 18!! Thats pretty good says the third one but in the last 36 races, Ive won 27! and he flicks his tail. Looking around, they notice that a greyhound...	Pinto	0	604	01:24 AM Apr 3, 2013 by Pinto
	cows (Preview) Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?" The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"	hokianga	0	641	12:55 AM Apr 3, 2013 by hokianga
	X Rated Rabbit (Preview) X Rated Rabbit.	GaryKelly	1	784	07:51 PM Apr 1, 2013 by hokianga
	None for you.. (Preview) Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goe...	Pinto	1	806	07:39 PM Apr 1, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Bob a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower (Preview) Bob a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyones's socks off with her youthful looks and charm. She hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His mates at the cl...	Recoup	0	865	04:35 PM Mar 30, 2013 by Recoup
	rejected horse names (Preview) Always good to see that authorities are on the lookup for the sly use of inappropriate language! Only the Brits could get away with this. And the lovely lady is Minnie Driver. http://www.tvweek.com/viral-video/5/	barina	1	995	02:41 AM Mar 30, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Best Irish joke I've heard. (Preview) Pat and Mick were walking down the village street when they met the priest. "Hello there boys", says the father. "Hello father" they reply. "Are you doing anythin today?" "No father" "I wonder if you could do a little job for me?" 'Sure we will...	Magnarc	0	931	01:08 PM Mar 29, 2013 by Magnarc
	The Joys of Easter (Preview) My Bum Hurts......What ?	vk6tnc	0	646	07:46 AM Mar 29, 2013 by vk6tnc
	Two Drops of Water. (Preview) A lady goes to the bar on a cruise shipand orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says'I'm on this cruise to celebratemy 80th birthday and it's today.'The bartender says'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.In fact, this one is on me.'As the woma...	Plendo	0	708	05:51 AM Mar 29, 2013 by Plendo
	How to speak to a woman !!! (Preview)	Hoodathunkit	1	778	04:02 AM Mar 29, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Health care (Preview) Health Care The Australian Medical Association has weighed in on Prime Minister Julia Gillard's new health care proposals. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it...	spida	5	891	01:49 AM Mar 29, 2013 by pauline
	My Final Will !!! (Preview) I was sitting at the computer the other day & called out to my wife, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU LOVE!" SHE SHOUTED BACK "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY BASTARD!!	Hoodathunkit	2	661	01:29 AM Mar 29, 2013 by Hoodathunkit
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