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Lizard
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A lizard walks into a bar and says one beer thanks ,the barman says we have a drink named after you,and the lizard Said what David. Lance C
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Olley46
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Drinks at the bar
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A lady walks into a bar and said to the barman three pots thanks ,barman sets up three pots she drinks two pots and tips the third one over her shoulder,this happened again,the barman couldn't help himself and asked why she would drink two and tip the third one over her shoulder, she said I just won tatt...
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Hymn 365......
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Subject: .... Hymn 365.. A minister was completing a temperance sermon and with great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then fin...
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on heat
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A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.' 'What does that mean?' asked the child. 'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu for a w...
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gerard gue
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Great T shirt
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clazandaza
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Lawn Bowlers
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Drugs in sport - an obvious playing with negative stereo-types about lawn bowls; and an obvious follow-on from drug issues in other Australian sports!! However I did grin at some statements. Hope this is not too offensive!! Lawn bowls is a hotbed of drug use, with sports scientists using all sorts o...
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astroid60
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This will drive you crazy
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Please count the people below, wait for the picture to change then count them again. Count them and wait! Count them again after the picture has changed . This will drive you crazy! WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM?
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Hoodathunkit
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What Do We Want !!!
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Duh
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Mattress just for men
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Somebody finally made an orthopedic bed just for MEN. No more snoring again - will be sleeping on stomach 99% of the time. Description: 0B2BFF9FC05D4C73977519304D39F502@bvo9a5d223b05e Can be ordered in three firmness levels..."saline, silicone or natural" - in sizes C - DDDD... An...
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Irish Diet
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An Irishman who was very much overweight, went to his doctor who suggested a diet as follows: 'I want you to eat regularly for two days then skip a day and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doct...
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Bassett52
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Aldi Doctor
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Technology has gone so far we no longer need doctors thank goodness. A doctor could not tell you this! One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mi...
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It all makes sense now.
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It all makes sense now. Gay marriage & marijuana being legalized on the same day. Leviticus 20:13- "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned." We were just interpreting it wrong.
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SCOTTISH GOLF CLUB MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION
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Subject: SCOTTISH GOLF CLUB MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf, so he puts his name down at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down. So he goes down to the club to inquire why. Secr...
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Hoodathunkit
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Drivers License
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Drivers LicenseMy neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair "My goodness," he said with excitement, "...
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Old Timers Bar & 4 Old Guys
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Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma , Arizona . They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents." They look at each other and then go in, thinking, This is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "...
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wedding
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I dont normally post links as I find it irritating but this one is a laugh ...best of all nobody got hurt or used foul language probably laughing too hard http://www.flixxy.com/wedding-ceremony..htm Pete
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Pete49
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Physical exam 2
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Pinto
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Physical exam
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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was a...
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Pinto
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Aunty Acid...
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Big Gorilla
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serious eBay warning
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Warning about E-bay:If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. Be careful what you purchase on eBay.A friend has just spent $100 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.The only instructions said, "Do not use in direct sunlight."
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