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Manchester Fathers
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Manchester The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way.... Who's the Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Ma...
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Bobdown
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Finding sheep
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How do Kiwis find sheep in long grass? Irresistible
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anolphart
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Shortage of Truck Drivers
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It is common knowledge that there is a National Shortage of experienced Roadtrain drivers, but perhaps the shortage is greater than many realise?
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yobarr
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Missing a son / grandson?
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Today, I went to Bunnings to buy a few things and while browsing in aisle 22, some little brat said to me, "Get out of my way you old fart!".So, if your son / grandson went missing while you were shopping at Bunnings today, he's locked in the blue toolbox on the bottom shelf at the end of aisle 22.
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Mein
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Not helpful, just rude!
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At least one of the staff members on the government medical help line should be retrained.I phoned the medical help line today and ask for some advice about the best way to use a suppository.You wouldn't believe what she said to me!
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Mein
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Telling them can be tough
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Telling your suitcases there'll be no overseas holiday this year can be tough. Emotional baggage is the worst!
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Mein
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655
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Now available for men who menstruate ...
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anolphart
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latest cartoon from Pauline
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https://youtu.be/9w1eZddQrXE?si=S99OwAVjwkSgvyWm
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Gundog
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727
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More Humour
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Bobdown
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Santa
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Plain Truth
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703
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Bunnings Scam!
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I stood and watched these boxes for a full 10 minutes and they never moved. What a scam!
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Mein
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It's not working!
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Jim got home from the golf course and found a note his wife had left for him on the refrigerator door. IT'S NOT WORKING. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. GONE TO STAY WITH MY SISTER! Jim opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold. What the heck is she talking about?
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anolphart
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Divorce settlement
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Sean and Maureen just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. Sean got the outside.
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anolphart
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Nice melons
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A good one at the train station
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Bobdown
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Is my bum too fat?
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In Ireland, a recent survey of women, who had been married for ten years or more had the following results. Eighty percent thought their bum was too fat. Fifteen percent of married women said their bum was too thin. The remining five percent said they didnt care; they would have married him anyway....
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anolphart
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Penny for your thoughts
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A young Irish lad and lass were sitting on a stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the meadow. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally Colleen said, "A penny for your thoughts, Paddy. "Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's about time for a wee kiss. Colleen blushed, then leaded...
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anolphart
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Origin of 'other' genders
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anolphart
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Wise Monk
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A woman discovers her husband is cheating on her.Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She hears that there's a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decides to go there to consult him.After few days of travelling, walking, climbing, she reaches the top and meets the wi...
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aussie_paul
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Actually beyond a joke.
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What is something you get a lot of hate for, if you say it out loud. "I think it's wrong that we kill dogs for hurting children, but paedophiles get to live"
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Aussie1
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Advice-it may be bad
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