Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I have no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad like that".

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

FOUR old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown.They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...

rgren2 · rgren2

Socrates's thoughts on gossip.Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip.In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?...

Magnarc · Magnarc

What is the definition of a ball race? An old tomcat with ten yards start on the Vet.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman.After several years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has lived his ent...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Great songs from the 1960's...updated for Grey Nomads...Remember these?........oldies for us oldies..... for those of us who can remember doing the 'LIMBO' as if it were yesteryear...er...yesterday...enjoy.1. On the Commode again. Willie Nelson.2. I am woman; hear me snore. Helen Reddy.3. I...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

My wife and I went to the Calgary Bull Sale & Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He m...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

BarberA guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"Again, the barber...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

rgren2 · rgren2

-- Edited by rgren2 on Monday 1st of July 2024 11:33:04 PM

rgren2 · rgren2

A Wife came Home early and found her Husband in their Bedroom making love to a very Attractive Young Woman. She was very Upset. "You are a Disrespectful Pig!" she Cried."How dare you do this to me a Faithful Wife, the Mother of your Children! I'm Leaving you. I want a Divorce, NOW!"The Husband calmly re...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I tripped over on my wife's bra this morning.Obviously it was a booby trap.

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Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

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Magnarc · Magnarc

Paddy, whilst wandering around the fair, comes across a tent with a bloke out front with a microphone. Next to him is a 7 foot tall man mountain called Slugger. "Any of you brave chaps can go one three minute round with Slugger without being counted out will get a hundred bucks." Paddy, being a bit light o...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:"Well, that's great.......

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	Passenger Ship.. (Preview) From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I have no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad like that".	aussie_paul	0	773	06:04 PM Jul 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	FOUR old retired guys.. (Preview) FOUR old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown.They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...	aussie_paul	1	954	05:54 PM Jul 6, 2024 by Cupie
	Socrates (Preview) Socrates's thoughts on gossip.Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip.In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?...	rgren2	0	588	03:14 PM Jul 6, 2024 by rgren2
	Tomcat. (Preview) What is the definition of a ball race? An old tomcat with ten yards start on the Vet.	Magnarc	0	707	09:33 AM Jul 5, 2024 by Magnarc
	A nice, innocent Australian woman.. (Preview) A nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman.After several years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has lived his ent...	aussie_paul	3	860	08:14 PM Jul 4, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Great songs.. (Preview) Great songs from the 1960's...updated for Grey Nomads...Remember these?........oldies for us oldies..... for those of us who can remember doing the 'LIMBO' as if it were yesteryear...er...yesterday...enjoy.1. On the Commode again. Willie Nelson.2. I am woman; hear me snore. Helen Reddy.3. I...	aussie_paul	0	723	08:02 PM Jul 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	My wife and I.. (Preview) My wife and I went to the Calgary Bull Sale & Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He m...	aussie_paul	0	684	07:59 PM Jul 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Barber.. (Preview) BarberA guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"Again, the barber...	aussie_paul	0	673	07:48 PM Jul 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Librarian (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	1	791	09:02 AM Jul 4, 2024 by peter67
	Cold (Preview) -- Edited by rgren2 on Monday 1st of July 2024 11:33:04 PM	rgren2	0	890	10:57 PM Jul 1, 2024 by rgren2
	Compassion (Preview) A Wife came Home early and found her Husband in their Bedroom making love to a very Attractive Young Woman. She was very Upset. "You are a Disrespectful Pig!" she Cried."How dare you do this to me a Faithful Wife, the Mother of your Children! I'm Leaving you. I want a Divorce, NOW!"The Husband calmly re...	rgren2	0	686	10:53 PM Jul 1, 2024 by rgren2
	1 in a million.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	738	09:36 PM Jul 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Pure bred.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	627	09:35 PM Jul 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Bloody trap.. (Preview) I tripped over on my wife's bra this morning.Obviously it was a booby trap.	aussie_paul	0	626	09:33 PM Jul 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Almost.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	830	09:32 PM Jul 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	3 Irish men.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	666	09:30 PM Jul 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	A Poor Man (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	5	1531	10:32 AM Jun 29, 2024 by Possum3
	Would have to be the US atm. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	810	10:43 PM Jun 28, 2024 by aussie_paul
	The wrestler. (Preview) Paddy, whilst wandering around the fair, comes across a tent with a bloke out front with a microphone. Next to him is a 7 foot tall man mountain called Slugger. "Any of you brave chaps can go one three minute round with Slugger without being counted out will get a hundred bucks." Paddy, being a bit light o...	Magnarc	0	903	08:39 AM Jun 27, 2024 by Magnarc
	THE NIGHT NURSE... (Preview) A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:"Well, that's great.......	aussie_paul	0	874	07:45 PM Jun 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
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