Just Joking

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old basket ball players aside and asked,'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'The little boy nodded in the affirmative.'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'The little boy nod...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

He Slept With a Widow Using His Friends Name. Sixteen Months Later? Oops!Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jacks station-wagon and headed north.After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attract...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A. A rumor.Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, and Patience for his moods, because, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AmenQ. Why do little boys whine?A. They are practicing to be men.Q. What...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The red lightThe light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing and stopped, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen."Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUT...

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https://edition.cnn.com/2023/09/04/us/drunken-driver-calls-911-nebraska-trnd/index.html

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Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and...

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	What happens.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	5	889	08:33 PM Sep 12, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Hearing.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	914	09:28 AM Sep 10, 2023 by Roy E
	Sportsmanship (Preview) At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old basket ball players aside and asked,'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'The little boy nodded in the affirmative.'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'The little boy nod...	aussie_paul	1	1001	11:42 PM Sep 8, 2023 by ChristinaDownie
	All I said.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	636	08:01 PM Sep 8, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Oops! (Preview) He Slept With a Widow Using His Friends Name. Sixteen Months Later? Oops!Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jacks station-wagon and headed north.After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attract...	aussie_paul	0	662	07:56 PM Sep 8, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Whenever.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	602	07:53 PM Sep 8, 2023 by aussie_paul
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	No No No.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	745	01:26 AM Sep 8, 2023 by Mein
	One for the Girls.. (Preview) Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A. A rumor.Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, and Patience for his moods, because, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AmenQ. Why do little boys whine?A. They are practicing to be men.Q. What...	aussie_paul	0	750	05:31 PM Sep 7, 2023 by aussie_paul
	The red light.. (Preview) The red lightThe light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing and stopped, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance...	aussie_paul	0	634	05:25 PM Sep 7, 2023 by aussie_paul
	A wife was.. (Preview) A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen."Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUT...	aussie_paul	0	645	01:14 PM Sep 7, 2023 by aussie_paul
	A suspected drunken driver accidentally called 911 on himself (Preview) https://edition.cnn.com/2023/09/04/us/drunken-driver-calls-911-nebraska-trnd/index.html	dorian	1	676	01:44 PM Sep 5, 2023 by yobarr
	How often.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	742	01:37 PM Sep 5, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Ole (Preview)	rgren2	0	683	09:41 AM Sep 5, 2023 by rgren2
	The pearly gates (Preview) After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and...	Whenarewethere	0	693	11:05 PM Sep 3, 2023 by Whenarewethere
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	Cooking Fails (Preview)	yobarr	0	817	08:50 PM Sep 1, 2023 by yobarr
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	Wrecked tile (Preview)	anolphart	0	646	09:26 AM Sep 1, 2023 by anolphart
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