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I said ...
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Unluckiest Three People in Australia
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Prior to last Thursday Power Ball draw, assorted experts said " more chance of getting hit by multiple lightning stikes, cathcing assorted s t d's, walking on the moon, or 7 quillion to one odds, etc etc. " How I whish I was as unlucky as those three who won,
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Craig1
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456
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Finally getting around to Christmas clean-up
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459
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A man is walking..
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A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever.""Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal...
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Marriage in heaven
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On their way to the church to get married, a young couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get mar...
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Whenarewethere
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Shopping scam
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Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into The Co-op supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Tw...
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478
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Females please cover your hair
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Girls please cover your hair (maybe also a bit less makeup while at it) so us males are not distracted.
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Whenarewethere
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5
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850
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Boeing short term solutions
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It's February - don't leave Valentine's to the last minute, stocks will run out.
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559
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Boeing door prerequisite
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401
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Pay rise preparation
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Warning, may cause anaphylactic shock
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anolphart
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desert island - 2
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Whenarewethere
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desert island.
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This guy was marooned on a desert island for three years before being rescued. In the pub one night his mate asked how he coped with being alone all that time. Well, he says "I did have sex once" "How could you have sex when you are on your own?" "Well I was out trying to find some food when I came across this Os...
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Magnarc
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An evening's perspective
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2 WOMEN are having a coffee and catching up: So, how was your evening last night? A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes l...
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Whenarewethere
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2
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855
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Renault and Ford
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Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink with dark trim and the average male car thief won't be able to find it 'let alone turn it on' even if someone tells him where...
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No methane yet
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Sylvester, Bruce and Arnold
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Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: The Great Composers. "I wanna be Vivaldi," said Stallone. "I gotta be Mozart," retorted Willis. "What about you, Arnie?" they asked...
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Whenarewethere
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Up or down
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At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fis...
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Trim French Wives
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Why are French Wives so thin? & it's not the croissants, foie gras, madeleines, cheese & wine to name a few. . They are constantly stressed about their husbands' having another affair!
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