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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning...
The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a pair of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help," she said. "I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Er --", the man started to say.
"No, I insist," she replied.
"But --"
"I insist," she repeated, and despite his objections, she gently moved his hands to the side and loosened his pants.
Then she put her hands inside and began to massage him.
After a moment she asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "Well, it feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
lol, lol, lol


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