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Just for Dougie;;;;;
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The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists, a > university graduate and an old aboriginal man. > > They were given a word, and then allowed two minutes to think about it > then come up with a short poem that contained that word. > > The word they were given was **'...
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3 WISHES
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woman finds a genie's lamp. The Genie comes out and says, "You may have three wishes, but your husband will get ten times more than what you wished for." The woman agrees. Her first wish was that she would be the most beautiful woman in the world. "You realize," the Genie said, &q...
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Women & Multi Tasking
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I don't know what women keep bragging about being able to multi-task for. What's so great about doing three things wrong at the same time?.......LOL Hope my Missus doesnt see this LOL
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Ozduo
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That's when it started
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I gave my muva-in-law a grave-plot for Xmas . It was her birthday yesterday , she commented to me . You have not given me a birtday prezzy . I said - you have not used the xmas present I gave you . That's when it started . My wife got out of the shower and commented , "I have the body of a 18year-old" I s...
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Zoomtopz
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Inner Peace
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Inner Peace Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of s...
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AUSSIE STOCKMAN;
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An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room. He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed." The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?' The drover refl...
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SMART KID;
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What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'msmarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade...
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THE HABBIT;
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----- A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.... It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought..... Soon he sees...
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CAN,T BEAT EM;
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Two paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole,...
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FACT;
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Don't try to outsmart your Dad A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your bible a little, and get your hair cut.Then...
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4 cats;
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The Four Cats Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff...
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LIFE SAVER;
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HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one, - and I can'...
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FIRST TIME;
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> FIRST TIME SEX > ............A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her > parents.Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that > after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.T...
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Dog Chase, This Is Brilliant
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http://blutube.policeone.com/Clip-fs.aspx?key=5E1E72EAE53841E3&overrideC
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Firefly
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brave man.
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A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two mates sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be don...
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Too Cute For Words.
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A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. 'That's a serious step,' he said. 'Have you thought it out completely?' 'Yes,' his young son answered. 'We can spen...
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Firefly
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POLISH:
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The Polish DivorceA Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect,they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's officeand asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorcewould depend on the circum...
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PHUNNY SIGN
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This a real sign seen in Brisbane recently......
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GrumpyOne
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DO AS I SAY ; NOT AS I DO;
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A Blonde in Church An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.'This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who di...
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ROAD TEST;
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Little Firefighter If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing. A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing...
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