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RETIREMENT ;
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To all the guys and gals who are heading in that direction & hope you are wearing your glasses to read this. Retirement At 65 Upon reaching 65, Bob decided to retire. After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to o...
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USE IT OR LOOSE IT ;
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Airline Contraception
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A mother and her young son were flying Eastwest Airlines
from Melbourne to Merimbula.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to
his mother and said,
If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why dont big planes have baby planes?
The mother (who couldnt think of a suit...
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food for thought;
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Creative Puns for Educated Minds1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.4. A ru...
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Woodpeckers
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Two Woodpeckers... A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tr...
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blonde
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A blonde gets a job as a teacher She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. 'You ok?' she says. 'Yes.' he says. 'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says. 'It's best I stay her...
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AIRPORT SCANNER
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AIDS!!
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SENIOR C IT IZENS ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS! HEARING AIDS BAND AIDS ROLL AIDS WALKING AIDS MEDICAL AIDS GOVERNMENT AIDS MOST OF ALL, MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS! Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.
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never to old ;
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AIRPORT SCANNERS ;
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If Microsoft built cars
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If Automobiles Had Progressed Like Computers... At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated.. "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars th...
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WELSH COW ;
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The only cow in a small town in Scotland stopped giving milk. The town folk found they could buy a cow in Wales quite cheaply. They brought the cow from Wales and it was wonderful, produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never...
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$280.000 morgage;
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For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a sui...
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A NEW ONE
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This fella went to a plastic surgeon because he was told he could graft on a new appendage and as the one he was born with was very small, to say the least and he thought the doctor could help him. The Surgeon examined him and said yes I can help, Iv'e got a...
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British Newspapers Are More Fun To Read
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SNOTTY
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You know not to MESS with senior folks. SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist wa...
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DA VINCI CODE ;
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DA VINCI CODE Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: THE DA VINCI CODE It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and...
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VATICAN HUMOUR;
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VATICAN HUMOUR After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the Superlimo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the kerb. 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?' 'Well, to tell you t...
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Aussie Dunny
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<!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --> The Australia Dunny They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life, If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in strife. They were nailed, they were wired, but were mostly falling down, There was one in every yard, in every house, in ev...
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English Language
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THIS IS GREAT.... Read all the way to the and................. This took a lot of work to put together!!! You think English is easy??? Read to the end . . . a new twist 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse morerefuse. 4...
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