Just Joking

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

May be one for DAVO wont be to long before we head to SA . Wilpena Pound is on our radar before either heading up the Stuart or on over to the west. Question is it worth the trip into there in a 2wheel drive [holden] ,and if so is there a beyond W/P. will be late may before we get there im a tinkin no real pl...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

G,AY FROM MAXINE My boss asked me to take anger management classes. Why should i, im angry enough about management already. Some days the best thing about my job, is that the chair spins After a long holiday, the only thing that makes me glad to see the people i work with is having just seen the peo...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see som...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're s...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

A blondewalks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular ba...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

As u slide down the banister of life remember; (1) Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggett have written an impressive book. Its called............ Ministers Do More Than Lay People. (2) Transvestite: A guy that likes to drink, eat and be Mary (3) The difference beteen the Pope and your boss. The Pope onl...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

On the day God created the dog, He said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Kevin the Chicken Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to fertilise the pullets' eggs. Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took a...

twobob · twobob

See ya, why!!!! well 40 years ago, homosexuals were hung, drawn and quartered 30 years ago, homosexuals were shund, outcast 20 years ago, homosexuals were ignored 10 years ago, homosexuals were accepted just recently, homosexuals were given equal rights I want out before they make it complusory...

Roostertales · Roostertales

The Four Cats Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.'...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

A car hits an elderly jewish man. Are u comfortable the paramedic askes "I make a good living; I just got back from a pleasure trip, took my mother inlaw to the airport. What are the three words a women dosent want to hear when she is making love. "Honey im home" Someone stole my credit ca...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

A teacher asked her class to write a sentence using the word ' facinate' Molly put her hand up and said "My parents took me to my uncles farm and i seen baby sheep it was 'facinating'. That was good Molly but i wanted u to use the word 'facinate', not facanating. Sally raised her hand and said 'Our f...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest lisp between tho missing front teeth, "excuthe me mithter do u keep widdle wabbits" As the store keepers heart melts, he goes down on to his knees so that he is at her level and asks; "Do u want a widdle white wabbit or a t...

Xtrail51 · Xtrail51

ATT000033...wav02:20 WHO CARES HOW OLD YOU ARE, LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST... "Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body with a bag full of money, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "Holy ****... What a Ride!!"...

dave06 · dave06

the lone ranger was having a beer at the bar one day when this feller comes in and says "who owns the big white stallion out the front" the ranger say "he's mine, why" stranger "he's just about dead from heat exhaustion" ranger and tonto run outside and sure enou...

dave06 · dave06

a long distance truckie pulls into a truckstop for a little break, walks up to the counter and orders a cuppa and a bun upon picking up his order he notices a big jar of $2 coins, casually asks the waitress what it's for, she says "ah!! would you like a go mate, we have a donkey out the back that has neve...

mike and Judy · mike and Judy

The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you I musttell you, t...

dave06 · dave06

the royal navy had a brainwave and decided to ease the restrictions on induction to try to bolster their numbers it was decided to let gay men in day one was a swimming and survival test to see how long the new recruits could tread water the instructor ordered the first man into the tank left him there for t...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day/5-kilogram weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representa...

dave06 · dave06

"Be Buggered If I Can See Any Resemblance. ."

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	Planning has started (Preview) May be one for DAVO wont be to long before we head to SA . Wilpena Pound is on our radar before either heading up the Stuart or on over to the west. Question is it worth the trip into there in a 2wheel drive [holden] ,and if so is there a beyond W/P. will be late may before we get there im a tinkin no real pl...	drongo & wendy	0	915	03:26 PM Apr 25, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	gawd more of maxine (Preview) G,AY FROM MAXINE My boss asked me to take anger management classes. Why should i, im angry enough about management already. Some days the best thing about my job, is that the chair spins After a long holiday, the only thing that makes me glad to see the people i work with is having just seen the peo...	drongo & wendy	0	954	11:02 AM Apr 25, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	Have a Great Weekend (Preview) An older, white haired man walked into a jewellry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see som...	Cruising Granny	1	1027	10:10 PM Apr 23, 2009 by jandas fun
	New Business (Preview) Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're s...	Cruising Granny	0	971	09:29 PM Apr 23, 2009 by Cruising Granny
	Blonde Joke (Preview) A blondewalks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular ba...	Wombat 280	1	1176	04:16 PM Apr 23, 2009 by dave06
	Maxine again (Preview) As u slide down the banister of life remember; (1) Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggett have written an impressive book. Its called............ Ministers Do More Than Lay People. (2) Transvestite: A guy that likes to drink, eat and be Mary (3) The difference beteen the Pope and your boss. The Pope onl...	drongo & wendy	1	966	07:03 PM Apr 22, 2009 by The Gnome
	The Meaning of Life (Preview) On the day God created the dog, He said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the...	Cruising Granny	0	784	09:26 PM Apr 21, 2009 by Cruising Granny
	Kevin the Chicken (Preview) Kevin the Chicken Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to fertilise the pullets' eggs. Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took a...	Wombat 280	2	1223	06:43 PM Apr 21, 2009 by Roostertales
	my times up - I'm outer here (Preview) See ya, why!!!! well 40 years ago, homosexuals were hung, drawn and quartered 30 years ago, homosexuals were shund, outcast 20 years ago, homosexuals were ignored 10 years ago, homosexuals were accepted just recently, homosexuals were given equal rights I want out before they make it complusory...	twobob	1	951	06:41 PM Apr 21, 2009 by Roostertales
	4 cats - here pussy pussy he he he (Preview) The Four Cats Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.'...	Roostertales	1	1043	09:55 AM Apr 21, 2009 by sgntbilko
	great one liners (Preview) A car hits an elderly jewish man. Are u comfortable the paramedic askes "I make a good living; I just got back from a pleasure trip, took my mother inlaw to the airport. What are the three words a women dosent want to hear when she is making love. "Honey im home" Someone stole my credit ca...	drongo & wendy	1	1193	10:03 AM Apr 20, 2009 by dave06
	Little Johnny again (Preview) A teacher asked her class to write a sentence using the word ' facinate' Molly put her hand up and said "My parents took me to my uncles farm and i seen baby sheep it was 'facinating'. That was good Molly but i wanted u to use the word 'facinate', not facanating. Sally raised her hand and said 'Our f...	drongo & wendy	0	959	09:33 AM Apr 19, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	the lisp (Preview) A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest lisp between tho missing front teeth, "excuthe me mithter do u keep widdle wabbits" As the store keepers heart melts, he goes down on to his knees so that he is at her level and asks; "Do u want a widdle white wabbit or a t...	drongo & wendy	0	1081	09:12 AM Apr 19, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	Live life to the fullest (Preview) ATT000033...wav02:20 WHO CARES HOW OLD YOU ARE, LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST... *"Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved* *body with a bag full of money, but rather to skid in sideways,* *totally worn out, shouting, "Holy ... What a Ride!!"...*	Xtrail51	3	1134	08:14 PM Apr 17, 2009 by Xtrail51
	heres tonto and freind again (Preview) the lone ranger was having a beer at the bar one day when this feller comes in and says "who owns the big white stallion out the front" the ranger say "he's mine, why" stranger "he's just about dead from heat exhaustion" ranger and tonto run outside and sure enou...	dave06	3	1006	07:19 PM Apr 17, 2009 by Roostertales
	a jar full of money (Preview) a long distance truckie pulls into a truckstop for a little break, walks up to the counter and orders a cuppa and a bun upon picking up his order he notices a big jar of $2 coins, casually asks the waitress what it's for, she says "ah!! would you like a go mate, we have a donkey out the back that has neve...	dave06	1	1201	07:57 PM Apr 16, 2009 by Roostertales
	forrest gump (Preview) The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you I musttell you, t...	mike and Judy	1	1010	03:34 PM Apr 16, 2009 by dave06
	the day they almost got gays into the navy (Preview) the royal navy had a brainwave and decided to ease the restrictions on induction to try to bolster their numbers it was decided to let gay men in day one was a swimming and survival test to see how long the new recruits could tread water the instructor ordered the first man into the tank left him there for t...	dave06	0	732	03:06 PM Apr 16, 2009 by dave06
	Sure fired Weight Loss Program (Preview) A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day/5-kilogram weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representa...	Wombat 280	0	1176	02:17 PM Apr 16, 2009 by Wombat 280
	self explanitory (Preview) *"Be Buggered If I Can See* *Any Resemblance. ."*	dave06	9	1278	09:28 AM Apr 16, 2009 by dave06
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