So, here's the story. . .

Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in anunhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problemsby taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the
Beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.



A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-sideunderworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.'

Artie then explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out aspouse was $5,000.



The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that hewouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.



Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the manopened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed toaccept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.



A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Woolworths store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands & as the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor........



The manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto themurder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol'Artiehad no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.



However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by thehidden security cameras & observed by the store's security guard,who immediately called the police. Artie was caught & arrested before he could even leave the store.



Under intense questioning at thepolice station, Artierevealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financialarrangements with the hapless husband who was also quicklyarrested.   



The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared ....

















(You're going to hate me for this ... )