Just Joking

NannyMon · NannyMon

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at m...

NannyMon · NannyMon

Church Organist There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said s...

NannyMon · NannyMon

RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Gr...

sgntbilko · sgntbilko

Interesting facts that you really don't need to know. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you passed wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an ato...

JRH · JRH

A young Irish chap goes to confession and says to the priest "Forgive me father for I have sinned" "And what is your sin my son?" replies the priest "Last night I had unprotected sex with a girl." says the chap "That is a very serious sin, my son, tell me who was the g...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

Dear dogs and cats, the dishes with the paw marks are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my food dosent stake a claim to it, and nor do i find it aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not built by NASCAR and is no...

Basil Faulty · Basil Faulty

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know, but you know deserves it. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.. A man...

mike and Judy · mike and Judy

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding.. Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman...

Roostertales · Roostertales

You Gotta Love The IrishThe Errand McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me", said a customer, who w...

Basil Faulty · Basil Faulty

nuff said.......

mike and Judy · mike and Judy

Good-bye, Mother! A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

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The Gnome · The Gnome

-- Edited by The Gnome on Thursday 9th of April 2009 08:17:59 PM

mike and Judy · mike and Judy

No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you...

mike and Judy · mike and Judy

While in China , a man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Only a poor med student waiting for his medicare provider number so he can aford to up date his equipment

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

If u love something set it free. If it comes back it will always be yours, if it dosent come back it never was yours. But, if it just sits in your living room and messes up your stuff, eats your food and users your phone, takes your money and dosent appear to realise that u had to set it free, you either marri...

mike and Judy · mike and Judy

A Northern Territory (Oz) farm hand (An Aboriginal) radios back to the farm manager. 'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my Ute andis wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.' The manager says,'Ok, there's a...

sgntbilko · sgntbilko

What a profound short little paragraph that says it all!!! "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybodyanything tha...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual....

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	Friends (Preview) Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at m...	NannyMon	0	917	06:08 PM Apr 13, 2009 by NannyMon
	Church Organist (Preview) Church Organist There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said s...	NannyMon	0	989	05:40 PM Apr 13, 2009 by NannyMon
	RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (Preview) RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Gr...	NannyMon	1	1198	03:38 PM Apr 13, 2009 by dave06
	INTERESTING FACTS (Preview) Interesting facts that you really don't need to know. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you passed wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an ato...	sgntbilko	1	1478	08:15 PM Apr 12, 2009 by NannyMon
	Confession (Preview) A young Irish chap goes to confession and says to the priest "Forgive me father for I have sinned" "And what is your sin my son?" replies the priest "Last night I had unprotected sex with a girl." says the chap "That is a very serious sin, my son, tell me who was the g...	JRH	0	1045	05:03 PM Apr 11, 2009 by JRH
	pets and there owners (Preview) Dear dogs and cats, the dishes with the paw marks are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my food dosent stake a claim to it, and nor do i find it aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not built by NASCAR and is no...	drongo & wendy	1	917	11:42 AM Apr 11, 2009 by Ma
	Anger Management Therapy (Preview) When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know, but you know deserves it. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.. A man...	Basil Faulty	4	1148	06:49 AM Apr 11, 2009 by mike and Judy
	on the subject of age (Preview) A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding.. Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman...	mike and Judy	0	969	06:31 AM Apr 11, 2009 by mike and Judy
	Fer the luv o'the Irish (Preview) You Gotta Love The IrishThe Errand McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me", said a customer, who w...	Roostertales	2	1293	08:22 PM Apr 10, 2009 by Cruising Granny
	the REAL reason why Crusin Granny and other women move to Queensland.... (Preview) nuff said.......	Basil Faulty	8	1695	08:17 PM Apr 10, 2009 by Cruising Granny
	gentle people (Preview) Good-bye, Mother! A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'...	mike and Judy	0	871	06:55 AM Apr 10, 2009 by mike and Judy
	Fish Snags (Preview) <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-fami...	Wombat 280	0	993	08:22 PM Apr 9, 2009 by Wombat 280
	sorry failed lost in cyber space (Preview) -- Edited by The Gnome on Thursday 9th of April 2009 08:17:59 PM	The Gnome	0	929	08:15 PM Apr 9, 2009 by The Gnome
	who needs Viagra (Preview) No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you...	mike and Judy	3	1429	05:19 PM Apr 8, 2009 by Basil Faulty
	medicine (Preview) While in China , a man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this...	mike and Judy	2	1370	02:42 PM Apr 7, 2009 by Ma
	Medicare (Preview) Only a poor med student waiting for his medicare provider number so he can aford to up date his equipment	Wombat 280	1	1144	12:45 PM Apr 7, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	THE YA YA SISTERS (Preview) If u love something set it free. If it comes back it will always be yours, if it dosent come back it never was yours. But, if it just sits in your living room and messes up your stuff, eats your food and users your phone, takes your money and dosent appear to realise that u had to set it free, you either marri...	drongo & wendy	0	1124	09:12 AM Apr 6, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	ozzie joke (Preview) A Northern Territory (Oz) farm hand (An Aboriginal) radios back to the farm manager. 'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my Ute andis wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.' The manager says,'Ok, there's a...	mike and Judy	1	1195	08:27 PM Apr 3, 2009 by suenami
	SHORT IN WORDS, LONG IN MEANING (Preview) What a profound short little paragraph that says it all!!! "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybodyanything tha...	sgntbilko	2	1251	08:22 PM Apr 3, 2009 by suenami
	A Fix For That Snoring (Preview) *A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.* *The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring.* *"Yeah right!" she says.* *A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual....*	Wombat 280	2	1427	11:25 AM Apr 3, 2009 by sgntbilko
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